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Technaut's true identity revealed!

Technaut isn't real. It's just an alter-ego of another TA!

I found this secret reply to the virgin thread in a hidden folder:

bahahahaha...teecccch....lol bahaha...poor kid.

c a n t ty pe laffing too much

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AHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAAAHHAA
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lmfao

nothing else need be said

ROFL!!!

In all my sexy times on this board that is defo the funniest thing I have ever read.

I only wish that sometims people were more rude as that would make me feel even more sexier and rude.

I also feel we need a 'Sexy Forum' for speaking's of sexiness and rudeness, maybe even the odd sexual death. Of course.. I would be the Sexy Mod, who else could do the job properly?


sexy times in my family & TA
TECHNAUGHTY




PS. JP i want that as my new sig, where did u get it?

i'll remake the sig for ya and give a link to it

Mint, when i am feeling naughty I will use that sig.

But on days when i have not yet felt rude i wil use the TA one.

sexy times
Technaughty

http://members.lycos.nl/vanduck/tech.gif

you can use that url

btw here's your avatar



http://members.lycos.nl/vanduck/technaughty.gif

good one

Much better looking

best laugh i had all day

ROFL!

/me is still rolling around laughing

I have read the 1st post about 5 times today and I'm still laaffing my fuckgin ass offski.

Did you play for Advocaat?

"Cheer up Advocaat,

Oh what can it mean,

To an orange bastard

with a shit football team"

its all a lie! technaut first had sex with his uncle, aaged 6, after that he had sexy times with his uncle while his mother watched, his dad too joined in, pissing in his cuts for rudeness. then his mother died and he woudl frequently masturbate for hours ove rthe bad things he had done to avenge his mothers death, like kill a family man, and beating a cow with a varnished onion before raping the carcas.

I admit some of that is true, I have had sex with family members but not my uncle.

I will not have sex with any males aged under 68, on occassion I will slap an old mans buttock in passing. I have also sexually fingered old mens bums while they eat tea and biscuts.

This makes me feel rude.

Sometimes I masturbate for an hour.

Ste: i want to have sex with a non-family member, todays sexy request is for one of your family members. Maybe I could meet up with them for a meal and sexy times.

Please write back

rudeness and death are good
Technaut

lol!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Technaut I admit some of that is true, I have had sex with family members but not my uncle. I will not have sex with any males aged under 68, on occassion I will slap an old mans buttock in passing. I have also sexually fingered old mens bums while they eat tea and biscuts. This makes me feel rude. Sometimes I masturbate for an hour. Ste: i want to have sex with a non-family member, todays sexy request is for one of your family members. Maybe I could meet up with them for a meal and sexy times. Please write back rudeness and death are good Technaut

hmm interesting offer, maybe bum sex while your grandad masturbates your penis with marmite smeared in his hand is tempting, try easing it into conversation by saying how good marmite is, then force youe grandads hand onto you penis.

i stabbed my mother in our house while my father was downstairs, the rush of adrenaline from the complete chaos, how to hide the body, what shall i do? i went downstairs and had sexy times with my father forcefully, then fisted his anus and grabbed his colon so he would bleed to death, i then forced potaoes up his bleeding anus.

sometimes i sit in my room and cry about my dead parenbts, then i masturbate.

dead cat on my table.

Help I can breath anymore

quote:

Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR hmm interesting offer, maybe bum sex while your grandad masturbates your penis with marmite smeared in his hand is tempting, try easing it into conversation by saying how good marmite is, then force youe grandads hand onto you penis. i stabbed my mother in our house while my father was downstairs, the rush of adrenaline from the complete chaos, how to hide the body, what shall i do? i went downstairs and had sexy times with my father forcefully, then fisted his anus and grabbed his colon so he would bleed to death, i then forced potaoes up his bleeding anus. sometimes i sit in my room and cry about my dead parenbts, then i masturbate. dead cat on my table.

Hello again Ste

I'm glad you wrote back as I felt very sexy reading the rude thoughts you have.

I too have have had thoughts of killing, but only non-family members at this time.

Can I meet one of yur family members (if there are any left)? I would like to have sexy bum times with a female species please (does'nt have to be human). If answer is YES then please call my hotline, im sure u have the number. I will return the carcase to you, so that you can also have sexy times before disposal.

Sometimes I self-harm, doing so by stabbing my legs or making slash marks to my penis, i then smear shit on the wounds. The smell of blood and poo makes me go wild with sexy thoughts and redeness galore.


A women aged 92 lives across from me and she is alone from 5pm onwards each day. I have been having rude thoughts of forcefull sex with her and her cat. Tonight is the night I think, i have waited long enough for this moment.

Would u like the body after I am done?

Please write back.

kill your family pet and eat it
Technaughty

LOL, this is too much...stop before I die laughing.

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