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TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
dunno if its old but ill post it anyway... =)) 
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH :
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. a. You can legally kill yourself
b. You can legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen
is your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a
national tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still
you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame
the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN :
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your
country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either
a.like the Dutch, just less efficient
b.like the French, just less romantic
c.like the Germans
5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and
they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
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Give them a second chance :
1. Oktoberfest.
2. Oktoberfest-beer.
3. BMW.
4. VW.
5. Audi.
6. Mercedes.
7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail
in any other country of the world.
8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.
9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.
10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH :
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH :
1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :
1. Guinness.
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
4. Pubs never close.
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican
Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex
with a condom on.
6. No one can ever remember the night before.
7. Kill people you don't agree with.
8. Stew.
9. More Guinness.
10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the
morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time
3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on
Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street
humiliating your sense of national pride.
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody
seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN :
1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour
ozone-hole radiation the other half.
4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
5. You can go skiing in your knickers.
6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
7. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing -
its fairly spacious.
9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about
killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.
10. You can actually get bored with blondes.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :
1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns.
4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
6. Political stability.
7. Flexible working hours.
8. Live near the Pope.
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
10. Country run by Sicilian murderers.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
6. Honesty.
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight
clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
8. You get to eat bull's testicles.
9. Gibraltar.
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN :
1. Chicken Madras.
2. Lamb Passanda.
3. Onion Bhaji.
4. Bombay Potato.
5. Chicken Tikka Masala.
6. Rogan Josh.
7. Popadoms.
8. Chicken Dopiaza.
9. Kingfisher lager.
10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their
skins.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to
the ground.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN :
1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward that no
civilized nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000
years because you think it belongs to you.
4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GREEK :
1. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture
most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.
2. The police is even more corrupt than the criminals they are
supposed to be chasing.
3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the
thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around
wretching their stomach contents up at the sight.
4. Old women can sport moustaches.
5. Young women can sport moustaches.
6. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in
a zoo.
7. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of
the world sees it as an instrument of torture.
8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to
let everyone else around the world know about it
9. Ridiculous bureaucracy.
10. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.
That was funny shit 
Poor Germans... Let me help:
TOP 3 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
1. Loveparade
2. Mayday
3. Paul van Duck
I am missing the 10 reasons for being swedish.......
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| Originally posted by jploveparade TOP 3 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN : 1. Loveparade 2. Mayday 3. Paul van Duck |
hehe
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| I am missing the 10 reasons for being swedish....... |
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| Originally posted by jploveparade Top ten reasons to be Swedish 1. You can look suntanned in the middle of the winter. 2. You can drive Volvo and still not be a geek. 3. You can wear a black leather jacket, dark sunglasses and panties made of snakeskin, without being a pimp. 4. You can enjoy the delicious taste of Mamma Scans meatballs. 5. Smorgasbord. 6. You can drink as much as you want every weekend without being an alcoholic. 7. You can dress like a communist, and be the most fashion conscious person in your school. 8. You can go 80 miles just to see the sun in the middle of the night, without people seeing you as abnormal. 9. If you are a guy, you don�t have to go to the beach just to see some blondes, just open your door. 10. If you are a guy, you don�t have to go to the beach just to see some brunettes, just open your door. |
Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
Hey, haven't I got any top-10 reasons for being Brazilian? 
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| Originally posted by MiB 6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football. |
When?
LoL good stuff! nice addition too JP
lol
how bout 10 reasons to be Israeli??
are there any???
Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by MiB TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH : 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. |
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| Originally posted by MiB TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH : 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English! 4. You ain't English! 5. You ain't English! 6. You ain't English! 7. You ain't English! 8. You ain't English! 9. You ain't English! 10. You ain't English! |
Re: Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by Maaz Hey, haven't I got any top-10 reasons for being Brazilian? When? |
^^^ Oh yeah, that's true
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| Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC lol how bout 10 reasons to be Israeli?? are there any??? |
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| Originally posted by Maaz ^^^ Oh yeah, that's true Well, I've got 5 1. You get to eat Kosher everyday and it doesn't sound strange at all 2. You can say nasty things about everybody at the Israeli forum, because whoever isn't Israeli will read just lots of "�������" instead of real words 3. It's not exotic to have a bar mitzvah 4. Astral Projection 5. You've got 6 good reasons to be Israeli, including this one |
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TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH : 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English! 4. You ain't English! 5. You ain't English! 6. You ain't English! 7. You ain't English! 8. You ain't English! 9. You ain't English! 10. You ain't English! |
That's hilarious!Especially since I studied my ass off about Scottish nationalism for my english test today!!!
HA HA, the English, Scottish & Welsh got me
LMAO i love these 10 reasons stuff
Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by MiB TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN : 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. |
Re: Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by sharpeye00 lol well now, don't you Canadians feel special. |
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by MiB TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GREEK : 1. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes. 2. The police is even more corrupt than the criminals they are supposed to be chasing. 3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around wretching their stomach contents up at the sight. 4. Old women can sport moustaches. 5. Young women can sport moustaches. 6. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in a zoo. 7. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of the world sees it as an instrument of torture. 8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to let everyone else around the world know about it 9. Ridiculous bureaucracy. 10. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos. |
)))))
Re: Re: Re: TOP TEN REASONS! hahaha
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| Originally posted by Maaz Sorry mate, but probably they do (hey, we're just joking here, don't take it so seriously ) |
haahahahahahahahaahahahaha
I thought it would never end
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