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Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 10:32:

Girl asks if i like slim girls. Whats a good answer?

So a girl im dating has been sending me sexy pictures of her self and i always tell her she looks sexy. She is a little curvy and self-conscious about her body.

Anyways she just asked me. "Do you like slim girls?" Whats the correct answer?

The "Do you think im fat?" question is easier to answer. You just have to say no.


Posted by on Jun-21-2015 11:13:

The bigger the cushion
The sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said

The looser the waistband
The deeper the quicksand
Or, so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday
'Twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean

I love her each weekday
Each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


Posted by Lagrangian on Jun-21-2015 11:17:

God you are odious


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jun-21-2015 12:54:

As long as you give me anal.

This is the answer.


Posted by Zingero on Jun-21-2015 13:52:

Sneaker Pimp

You don't like any other girl except her, is the correct answer. At least till the next one comes along


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 14:42:

I went with "I like not too skinny and not too fat and i want to see more "

Maybe a little diplomatic, but i think she's ok with the answer


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jun-21-2015 15:09:

Ahhh, I just realized he isn't banging her.

I'm losing my touch.

Buddy, fat chicks are first date bangs. Don't give them confidence, they only exist as stunt vaginas until something better comes along.


Posted by planetaryplayer on Jun-21-2015 15:31:

the only reply is


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
How about you make this lame thread interesting by allowing the COR to be the judge?


lol sure. Why not?






Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 15:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Buddy, fat chicks are first date bangs.


Iol. I met her in a club and yes i banged her


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jun-21-2015 15:50:

That's not fat. If she is self conscious of her body now, she might want to consider not having kids...


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
That's not fat.


I dont think so either. Maybe a little chubby. She thinks she's a little fat

quote:
If she is self conscious of her body now, she might want to consider not having kids...


She already has two kids.


Posted by SYSTEM-J on Jun-21-2015 17:00:

If you think that is chubby then the answer to her question is probably "Yes".


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 17:06:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
You got that chubby?

Too many teen and fashion magazines for you, brah.


Or maybe i have been traveling around in asia and seen how girls normally look like there.

Its incredible how obese has become the new normal in the west


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
Most of those girls in Asia are sticks.

That's not slim; that's emaciated.


Nah i just think you've become to accustomed to fat chicks


Posted by Kylle on Jun-21-2015 17:28:

if you think girls in asia are emaciated, then its you who is looking trough a distorted lens


Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-21-2015 17:35:

toot it and boot it.



Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jun-21-2015 17:39:

That is most definitely not fat. Bang away.

Her lack of confidence can get her to do things she wouldn't usually do. Master it, and post pics.

Good job, even though you are a bit creepy for actually providing pics.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jun-21-2015 17:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Kylle

She already has two kids.


Haha, skipped this part. Dude, you've hit sexual thunderdome.

Just don't love her.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jun-21-2015 17:42:

I do get the Asian chick thing. They are petite and way more feminine than most western women. Not to say western women aren't hot, but there are a lot of big bitches.


Posted by Lagrangian on Jun-21-2015 18:14:

Straight people are all kinds of fucked up.

You posted a picture of your girl's bum, bubba? Class act.

you should rather stick to dating your cousins only. No pictures necessary.

This thread is incredibly chauvinistic. Fucking Breeders.


Posted by Looney4Clooney on Jun-21-2015 23:05:

there is no correct answer

The question is raised because of her own insecurities. SHe has already made up her mind and is looking to reinforce it.

If you actually aknoweldge the question, you are fucked. Yes , you are an asshole. No, you are a liar.

Those types of questions require an answer that lets her feel validated but doesn't actually answer the question.

my ex used to go thru her list of friends and show pictures and they were all models or ex models and i just commented on say the lighting and then use that as a springboard for anything.

I learned this the hard way with another girt who had similar issues.

basically do what Robbin Williams did. You use any sort of parralel to something unrelated and if you do it right enough times they just won't ever ask those questions. That doesn't mean don't tell her she is pretty but if you tell her she is when she is in compare mode, the value of the complement is lost.


Posted by on Jun-22-2015 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Looney4Clooney


I learned this the hard way with another girt who had similar issues.

basically do what Robbin Williams did.

What's a "girt"?

I thought you were gay?

Robin Williams committed suicide. What in the world does that have to do with this?


Posted by on Jun-22-2015 11:31:

Maybe you should just tell her she has "Majestic Eyes" and leave it at that.


Posted by Salegon on Jun-22-2015 15:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
What's a "girt"?

I thought you were gay?

Robin Williams committed suicide. What in the world does that have to do with this?


A "girt" is a girl with lots of girth, to round this up for you


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