50 things that a woman cant do (a man of course can)

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Posted by Tr1@ntaf1ll0s on Oct-25-2002 20:21:

50 things that a woman cant do (a man of course can)

Know anything about a car, other than it's
colour

Understand a film plot

Go 24 hours without sending a text message

Build a shed

Throw

Park

Fart

Read a map

Rob a bank

Resist Ikea

Sit still

Tell a joke

Play pool

Pay for dinner

Eat a kebab while walking,

Piss out a train window,

Argue without shouting,

Get told off without crying,

Underdstand fruit machines,

Walk past a shoe shop,

Make a decent sandwich,

Not comment on a stranger's clothes,

Use small amounts of toilet paper,

Let you sleep off a headache,

Drink a whisky-coke,

Get in a round,

Throw a punch,

Do magic,

Like your friends,

Enjoy porn,

Eat an indian curry,

Get to the point,

Buy plain envelopes,

Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet,

Sit in a room for five minutes, without
,saying "I'm cold",

Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates,

Avoid credit card debit,

Dive into a pool,

Assemble furniture,

Forn a rock group,

Set a video recorder,

Not try and change you,

Watch a war film,

Understand flirting results in violence,

Spend a day by themselves,

Go to the toilet by themselves,

Buy a purse that fits in their pocket,

Choose a video quickly,

Get to the point,

Posted by smh on Oct-25-2002 23:18:

LOL, some of them are fair good !

Posted by KilldaDJ on Oct-26-2002 09:59:

ROFL
good good!
the cant go to bathroom alone is so true

Posted by Tarantula on Oct-26-2002 14:05:

wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..

Posted by Linx_da_cat on Oct-26-2002 14:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Tarantula
wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..

yeah

Posted by eye_03 on Oct-26-2002 19:37:

haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Oct-26-2002 19:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Tarantula
wooowww.....stop right there, half of this things r soooo not true..

lol!!!!!!!
what's not true out of those things???????

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Oct-26-2002 19:38:

quote:
Originally posted by eye_03
haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!

lol
you noticed that too?

Posted by Lira on Oct-26-2002 21:41:

quote:
Originally posted by eye_03
haha, get to the point is on there twice.. that is funny!!

it's not funny, it's just the truth

*runs and hides with flaming shield*

Posted by webmeister on Oct-29-2002 11:56:

All I can say is

tru dat

Posted by Sand Leaper on Oct-29-2002 12:06:

LMAO,WTF?!?!?!Piss out of a train window?!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!Brilliant!!

Posted by k.k.d. on Oct-29-2002 18:37:

that's more stupid than funny...

And then you wonder why you never get laid ;(