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Something i am quite proud of
In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times.
Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf.
Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did.
thanks for reading.
congradulations for being the first straight guy to want to catch another guy masterbating
LMAO!!! 
Re: Something i am quite proud of
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| Originally posted by Exponent In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times. Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf. Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did. thanks for reading. |
Re: Something i am quite proud of
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| Originally posted by Exponent In all my 10 years of masturbating i have never gotten caught. That has to be something special and deserving of a reward. NOT ONCE. Not even a moment when i might have gotten caught but wasnt told. Id like to attribute it to my awesome skills at hiding my penis at the right times. Back in college with my roomate for the 3rd year we devised a scheme. We knew we both would be slapping the noodle so we told each other to just wrestle with the doorknob before coming home from class. Worked like a fucking charm. Although i caught him once, he claimed the zipper got stuck. Wtf. Another friend of ours used to suffer our wrath. We used to do a "charge" type move on his room. We would just walk up to his room real quick and just smash into his room without knocking (the idiot kept his door open), hoping to catch him. Suprisingly we never did. thanks for reading. |
lol i remember doing it when i was 9 !!! hehe i musthave figured it after seeing a cock film playing through my nans neigbours curtains !
more sexy times on TA
The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess...
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| Originally posted by jploveparade The humor forum has already turned into a horny little place, but now it's expanding to the chillout zone I guess... |
Re: Re: Something i am quite proud of
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| Originally posted by ali92 6 years, 12 days so far for me (yes, I remember the exact DATE I started: 1996-10-14)! |
in the immortal words of the dice man:" Thats why masturbation is so beutiful, man I been jerkin it since I was 5. I didnt know why I was doin it I just knew it had to be done. Ad when Iturned 13 and a little goo came out, I thought I broke the thing"
Fucking ROTFLMAO at what the dude above wrote.
Anyway,do you have any funny stories about being caught while masturbating?
I wonder,what's more shocking and funnier,to be caught masturbatin or having sex?
I loved the "caught while having sex" thread we had.
Maybe we can do another like caught while masturbating.
does every guy agree with me that NOTHING will ever compare to your first orgasm??
i can literally still remember mine...the fear, the anticipatian, then KABOOOOMMMM ....
most INSANE feeling i think a man can ever experince...i wish they ALL
felt like that....
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| Originally posted by Xer funnier,to be caught masturbatin or having sex? |
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i think i started about 8 years old, so that would make it.. 13 years without getting caught!
yay for me, i'm a pro!
hmm.. i'd do it right now, but i'm saving my energy :P
LMFAO..omg what a thread.
Never got caught either 
once i had to be very quick though, door bell rang, i jumped up, closed the porn window on hte screen, removed those papers, zipped and washed hands within 12 seconds
Hm first time...Pooh was I shocked. I was expecting it to flow endlessly, didnt expect a real shot...rrrr!
this is getting very rude and sexual now. i think teachnaughty should be called to comment 
sometimes i masturbate for an hour.
I have'nt been caught yet but I want to be caught, this would make me feel rude...and sexy....possibly even angry.
kill a swan
Technaughty
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| I have'nt been caught yet but I want to be caught |
wot can i say?
TECHCAUGHTY
she was over 16 tho 
Techy, I posted the story about the paperboy. I hope you don't mind...
The more people that now, the more rude i feel
Technaughty's tune of the day = Marco V - I FEEL RUDE
Ah, another successful crime. :/
i wish my girlfriend would come home.
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