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Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-18-2016 01:42:

Ibs

There's a picture the colon wishes to paint of immaculate conception, a priceless amber heirloom that has scraped the snakey organs inside, minced meals of days past, fibers from cushions that appeared far more delectable than they ultimately became, and it polishes this trophy in a reliable, predictable manner to present this gewgaw in a perfect departure from the best and most interesting hole in the body to so many.

And then there's these other times for other bipedals in which there are so MANY different kinds of presentations that the colon makes, rearranging all those nutrients into vile spigots of anxiety and misplaced malice against the other parts that aren't participatory in its craft, a sickening graft of talent for all the other organisms that inhabit the body.

Getting to shit all the time can also be the best excuse for being alive.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2016 02:34:

People really should not take their GI health for granted.

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-18-2016 02:42:

Do you possess perfect poops? Are all your polyps whipped forthwith?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-18-2016 02:50:

Well, I don't want to brag.

Posted by MSZ on Oct-18-2016 03:33:

I feel like I am cumming when I shit

Posted by Ted Promo on Oct-18-2016 03:53:

There is an echo in my sentiment for that. There's an erotic murmur from my basement when I formulate a parcel for my plumbing to digest.

Posted by bamski on Oct-18-2016 10:29:

Never stop formulating those parcels, Ted. For our plumbings to digest.

Posted by on Oct-18-2016 17:20:

lbs? I've never weighed my shits.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Oct-19-2016 04:45:

I piss from my ass because China.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Oct-19-2016 07:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
People really should not take their GI health for granted.

fuck yeah lol. a couple months ago my sister diagnosed me with gastritis. apparently ~20 bottles of red per month isn't good for you. who knew!?

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Oct-19-2016 15:54:

20 a month. Pffft.

Does that mean you have sober days?

More proof that kiwis are behind stralians when it isnt sheep.

Posted by ViceroySF on Oct-19-2016 16:25:

Microaggressions ginger lumberjack highway brown spaghetti unicorn

Dat ass, hiss hum haw

Posted by Looney4Clooney on Oct-20-2016 17:35:

Bristol chart 3 bitch.

Posted by Zharen on Oct-20-2016 19:24:

Nothing but pristine, unsullied S-shaped parcels that recoils from my spigot. Sometimes I resist the urge to hold a waffle cone to capture its undulating glory.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Oct-21-2016 10:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
20 a month. Pffft.

Does that mean you have sober days?

yep, sober weekends. apparently i hate my job

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-21-2016 12:32:

My afternoon meal at work yesterday was raw veggies and hummus and a soft boiled egg, followed by a coffee. I took the hugest, most vile shit about an hour later. Lololololol.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Oct-21-2016 13:41:

Pics?

Posted by planetaryplayer on Oct-22-2016 05:48:

my shit today assumed the position of an angry cobra. it was tinted gold