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Porn is a lie.

Tonight my husband pointed out that the jizz you see on porn stars' tits, asses, faces, etc., is not real jizz, but fake FX jizz.

I feel so betrayed. I had never considered that the loads were not real.


:/

Yeah, it's made by the same company that makes prego.

But you can see it coming out of the wang

I feel betrayed for just spending 2:42 minutes of my life watching a YouTube video of a dildo and a tube of fake spunk which is taped to the side of ones penis with a bulb near ones ass one squeezes at the appropriate moment. #whoknew

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Originally posted by Sushipunk But you can see it coming out of the wang

IT ISN"T REAL, STU!


BTW, should have clarified I meant porn MAGS.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson IT ISN"T REAL, STU! BTW, should have clarified I meant porn MAGS.

Ok, fake loads in porn mags I could believe. I assumed you meant videos, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING 90s. Who the hell reads porn mags any more?

Jerkin off like a pilgrim!!

Plus we only buy mags for the DVDs. Gapes of Wrath is still a huge hit at our house, lulz.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Ok, fake loads in porn mags I could believe. I assumed you meant videos, BECAUSE THIS ISN'T THE FUCKING 90s. Who the hell reads porn mags any more?

Besides my grandpa and apparently jp?

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Jerkin off like a pilgrim!!

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Originally posted by Zak McKracken How come they need 10 brother loads to cover a small petite face if they had some sort of pump attached to their bbc? Their pump must be needing maintenance then.

I bet that you maintain your pump regularly.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk But you can see it coming out of the wang

I'm not sure it's because of all the pixelation, but I do know for a fact cum pumps are used in Japanese porn for extra creamy shots, and they're probably filled with whipping cream or something. I mean, I don't know how else they'd make 3-storeys long penile obelisks shoot the thickest looking cum out of a normal looking person, both men and women alike, erupting every two or three minutes like a vanilla Old Faithful.

So I wouldn't doubt for a minute that all semen in Western porn is about as real as the blue sideboobs from Avatar.

I don't know what everyone else is watching but most videos I've seen looks real. I could see fake stuff being used for still photograph or niche facial movies.

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow niche facial movies.

I'm listening. What would this consist of?

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Originally posted by Lira I'm listening. What would this consist of?

I suppose bukkake like stuff that you watch.

Maybe it's the price you pay for having a 12" pecker?

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow I suppose bukkake like stuff that you watch.

Furikake > Bukkake

Leave it to the Japanese to make a bowl with a face on it to watch you while you eat.

There's a reason they're so slim:

Even their bowls keep an eye on them.

I chopped my cock off to use as bait for ice fishing

Phew now I don't feel bad for not being able to keep up

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Phew now I don't feel bad for not being able to keep up

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Originally posted by Lira So I wouldn't doubt for a minute that all semen in Western porn is about as real as the blue sideboobs from Avatar.

Well, I hate to burst Jen's bubble but it's real. Some guys don't have it, and some, have more than they should.

NOT FUCKING SAFE FOR WORK WHATSOEVER SO DON'T FUCKING CLICK THIS IF YOU ARE AT WORK:

[Link removed - Sushi]

As with all porn, some videos are real and some videos(/pics) are fake.

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