TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- stupidest injurys u've had...
Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »
stupidest injurys u've had...
meh foot, it got ran over by a white car in skating accident
done a 180 ollie off a curb [good height] before some stupid ass just zoomed round the corner and clipped the end of meh left toe, its all so bad! green and brown shite all oozed out that night...
the bastard didnt even get outta the car to see what happened...car drivers these days!
whats ur most stupidest accident?
I broke both wrists at the same time when I drove about 20 mp/h on my mountainbike when a couple of ducks (I am not kiddin!) crossed the streets.
I braked with full power, flew over my bike and landed on my wrists.
After I got up I actually managed to drive 5 miles to the hospital in that condition 
I once got knocked down by a van, it wasnt really that bad but they guy got banned for 2 years and a �300 fine. He drove away and left me there 
Now for the weird part, I now work for the same company that owned the van he was driving when he knocked me down.
Walked through a glass door. Sliced my hand open. 7 Stictches later. Alls well. Got a decent scar now.
AND i was dead set sober at the time.
I stood on a sewing needle, and it snapped off in my foot, had to have an operation to remove it 
caught the third finger of my right hand in my grandads door when I was kid, sliced the tip off
Whilst playing roller hockey as a kid, my best friend followed thru his shot and cracked me right in the eye....which was nice 
I think I once stapled my thumb..can't remember what happened tho..
when i was 3 i was climbing aroudn i nthe kitchen and knocked a kettle onto myself and burnt all my right arm and part of my chest and had to have skin graphts and now i have big scars still!
when i was about 12 me and my mates were conker picking and had a butter knife to open the conkers with but we were throwing them at each other and my mate threw the knife andit stuck into my left ankle.
a few years ago i was playing football at a tenniss court near us but it is over grown and a slid and went into a bramble bush a slit all my right leg and arm open severly, i still have scars!
ouch. 
When i was in grade 3, i was at a public skating thing..
i sliped on a chocolat bar rapper (that some idiot left on the ice) and fell really hard.
i cried...and such, and my dad took me to the doctors later.
The doctor said it was nothing, just a bruise. So my dad took me home.
The rest of the day, i was complaining about my leg so much. and my dad got pissed, and at dinner time, i was downstairs watching tv, and he said, if i dont walk up the stairs, i dont get dinner.
I didn't walk up the stairs...and starved that night.
I went to bed around 9:00, and i couldn't fall asleep,
i was crying all night. My dad was yelling at me to shut up all night.
The next morning, my mom convinced my dad to get a 2nd opinion from a doctor.
I went to the hospital, and they took Xrays, and..OMG. it was broken :/ stupid parents.
They told me it was my own fault, for crying wolf all the time. >: (
About three years ago i was trying to ride my bike(i dont know how you call these things in englisch, but it had a little motor 50cc)
I don't know alot about that knight, all i know the police found me somewhere lying on the street, they thought i had a broken bone (it was broken) so they took me to a hospital and gave me at the same time a ticket for driving while drunk.
In the hospital they found out my kidney was dammaged, it took them 3 days to see that my kidney was totaly split in 2, operation lota pain...anyway the moral of this story...dont fall on a street where cops pass, they give you a ticket annyway...ohno the moral was...don't drink and drive.
thats nothing.... i once biked into a parked car while going uphill and bit off my entire bottom lip...I woke up on the windshield...it was covered in blood...i got up to check where i was bleeding couldnt figure it out...so i spit blood came out....went to touch my lip and touched my teeth instead.,. looked around found my lip went to the hospital they sewed it back on....but they fucked up and i was left with the most fucked up lip ull ever see.....was gonna sue the hospital...they got scared and i got free plastic surgery on it and now dont even have a scar..
I broke my lil toe when i was 1.5 years old, i felt down the stairs
I almost lost half of my tongue
When I was 5, for some stupid childish reason, me and my younger sister decided to jump off a couch. I jumped first and was like
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!".
My sister jumped right after me, and she managed to step on my head when she fell, and that's when I bit my tongue. There I was, with my tongue hung for less then 1 centimetre and I remember that when I found my mother I was like
"Mom, my kongue hurks". She was desperate because we had just moved to Italy and she didn't know how to speak Italian properly. Luckily, when we left the building, a neighbour saw what had happened and helped us.
And there was this other accident when I fell off the roof and hit my arse on a former girfriend's head, but that's another story
I was sitting in a shopping cart (ala jackass) and I got thrown into a pile of snow. Anyways, I hit the ground funny and broke a blood vessel right above my ass crack. And it bled, and bled, and bled. It must have been like 3 days before that bitch stopped bleeding on me.
ok this was stupid on my part I was mountian miking... I was doing about 60km/hr down a hill so i zoomed into this parking lot i used my front brakes... it was sl.owing my down ok but I was on gravel.... one i got onto the pavement i went mouth first into the groud and the kncoed out 1 1/2 of my teetch so now ive got 3 pins in there and 1 1/2 reconstructed teeth.
wow, i never TAs have so many stupid injurys
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Vivid Boy thats nothing.... |
heheh..i onced biked into a parked car too..lol! I wasn't really paying attention to where i was going and then bam, i hit a SUV i think, just on the right side of the bike, so it ended up crushing my right hand...i just rode away after that! 
another time i was biking i was going side to side on the sidewalk..then i got stuck in a wedge between the sidewalk and the grass and lost control of my bike a fell. I scraped away the skin in between my nuckles and still i got a cool scar
| quote: |
| Originally posted by T.H.C. Hey dude, i lost 4 liters of blood inside my belly, now have one useless kidney, and broke a bone,did 2 weeks of hospital,needed alotta morphine and i pissed blood for 2,5 month's. Now don't tell me thats nothing ok?, i can see you had a pretty nasty fall also. |
When I was in like second grade my grandmother was driving me somewhere(I forget were exactly). And the child saftey switch was on, so the backdoors could only be opened from the outside. SO I opened the window, and stuck my hand out to open the door, my grandmother started closing the window, so I was stuck int the window, and I yell stop. so she does I get my head halfway out, when she closes it again, this time with my head stuck in the window. Once I finally get out I was scared to death, because my unlce had died earlier that week with a blood clot in his head.
I hit a parked car, nice huh? i was 9 and i was racing my brother at night and the road was really bumpy i lost control and hit a rusted piece of shit car and it took a chunk out of my arm, got 40 stitches.
when people see the scar i usually tell them i was in vietnam and i got hit, or i was lifting weight and my arm exploded the muscle just curled up right out of my arm 
you'd be surprised how many people believe the second story.
walked backwards off a dock into the corner of a pontoon, got 8 stitches it think it was. i did that when i was 8.
when i was real young i fell off a 10 foot swing set, not sure what the hell i was doing but i have a scar on my nose from.
My mate once bought these new pair of jeans with an irritating zip at the front, and couldn't stop itching his balls. He said the next day he had a massive blister on his BELL-END. So, instead of just just letting it heal and thinking nothing of it, he went to the doctors the stupid twat!!!
Imagine what the doctor thought of his pathetic, but true excuse
A fishing hook in my (little) finger 
This kid pissed me (Not "Argh I shall kill you" pissed me, but "Dude, hang a sec while I will friendly and gracefully twist your hand" pissed me) so I ran after him, he wore shoes, I wore sandals. He jumped over a smint bench-like thing, I jumped to but my sandal got stuck in it and as all of my body fell over my arm on the asphalt I literally brok my arm (the part between the elbow and palm recieved the shape of an L) ( Shut up that hurt)
I'll give you 2...1 my fault, one not so much my fault:
1) 18 years old: got really drunk on new years, got in a fight which resulted in my ejection from the party, and to voice my opinion on getting kicked out, I punched through a plate glass window outside. My arm went elbow deep through the window.
My thumb was lacerated to to the bone and it bled for 6 months. (Couldn�t be stitched due to my ultra thin blood from all the alcohol), all other fingers where lacerated as well. Various lacerations from my wrist to my elbow. By the time I noticed I was bleeding, there was puddle of blood under my feet that was 3 or 4 feet in diameter. My friends came out, and took me a few doors down to stop the bleeding, and talking to some medical type people.
I actually lost consciousness due to blood loss.
Here it is 8 years later, and I still have a piece of glass you can see and feel in my middle finger.
2) I used to race BMX and Freestyle around the same age, and one day I was going 30 Kkm/h or so when my crank snapped off on the right side. This made go down REALLY fast. One end of my handlebars dug in the ground, the other end which had the actual handle bar ripped through the grip, and actually stabbed me an inch or 2 through my stomach. Took about 30 minutes for me to even get out of a fetal position. I was actually suffocating...couldn't inhale for what seemed like a few minutes. Very scary.
I don't know how my mom didn't have a nervous breakdown. I almost had my own suite in the emergency room I was there so often.
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.