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come join my office circus
ok, i'll start with the "OFFICE MANAGER" (whatever the crap THAT means)! the only thing she seems to manage is her cigarette breaks every 10 minutes, leaving early about twice a week and walking around the office finding reasons to chew people out. by the way, she just passed me now and is "leaving for the day". why am i NOT surprised?
then there's the arrogant SENIOR PARTNER who is about 60 lbs overweight and is basically thinks he is brad pitt because his picture was on the front page of the "Daily Business Review" for some stupid health law case. w00000000
Next we have the SCREAMER. this guy works until 2 in the morning, has high blood pressure and a short temper. he can hold a perfectly friendly conversation with you while putting ice in his cup for a drink in the kitchen, but as soon as he realizes there is no more diet coke (which doesn't seem to be making a difference in his fat ass anyway) watch out! he blows his lid and walks around the office screaming at who ever will listen about how "we are a huge firm and we can't even get DIET COKE AROUND HERE!". he also likes to send the office emails whenever he has a meeting with a client on the "60 million dollar case". wow i'm impressed. 
the JOKESTER...this guy just tries way too hard to be funny.
the ANAL RETENTIVE one along w/ his anal retentive bitchy secretary. i don't really need to go into detail about him, but the secretary has a hard time living up to her own mistakes so she likes to blame anyone and everyone for anything that goes wrong. even if it's the COPY MACHINE'S fault.
the DEPRESSED early mid-life crisis secretary....ok this one needs some prozac like NOW! she walks in the office every day with that "why me, life sucks" look on her face and has a temper tantrum when the fax machine gets a paper jam. and might i add that it some how mysteriously only has a paper jam when SHE uses it. must be bad karma.
the POTHEAD - i only call her this because she has that dazed look on her face every day and she never loses her temper or anything...she's a little TOO relaxed every day... and also because i can't think of a better alternative to dealing with the bi-polar SCREAMER (her boss).
the BABY TALKER....she is 40 years old and talks like she's 5 and treats everyone like they are a pre-schooler. she says things like, "KISSES" when she leaves the office for the day. *sigh* issues...
the COMPLAINER- need i say more??
the ROOKIE- this guy is fresh out of law school and is basically the do-boy for the other attorneys. it's kind of hard to take him seriously in his armani suit because he has BRACES!
the PERVERT- it was brought to my attention the other day that as i passed him by in the hallway going to the kitchen and turned a corner, he stopped dead in his tracks, backed up a couple steps and watched my ass as i continued walking down the hallway. BUSTED!
the LOUD MOUTH- her office is like a mile away and i can still hear her.
ok i think that just about covers everyone i work with. i feel much better now
slyllleleleeeeeleleleeeeeee get ur arse back in that chatroom grrrrrrrrrrrrr and back on my webcam 
ewww why? 
slylee is all chastised now. She aint wild like she use to be 
alas later
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| Originally posted by PSi slylee is all chastised now. She aint wild like she use to be alas later |
Slyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hehe
*Sends a copy around her office*
Im sure they would be amused to read this
Shows u must be working hard, with no spare time to right about the people u obviously spend a long time studying
Oh and yes we need more booty shakes, my other one is getting a little warn
jk
yes i have quite the job
i sit here at this huge nice desk all to myself w/ no one around me and my internet and answer phones. lol i would study or something but i have no tests for a while and nothing else to study except my pictures of wookieslut here. mmmmmmmm
Re: come join my office circus
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| Originally posted by Slylee the COMPLAINER- need i say more?? |
Hmmm ok i don't work in a office but i reconice those types... i myself am a mixture of the complainer, joker and pervert
There's never a moment when i don't have something to complain about, if that should happen, i would bitch about theres nothing to complain about.
I'm funny sometimes but i try to hard resulting in me saying some weird shit so everybody looks at me in some very strange way.
Pervert... well if i see a nice ass i would run thought i brick wall just to look at it for a few more secs, but then agian who wouldnt?
at least you are honest....heheh
i only work with 2 other people
The Jamiacan - yes this guy is Jamaican and is always burning me weed
The Trinidadian_ yes this guy is from trinidad and likes to listen to his callipso
The white Guy- THATS ME!
grrr grab me on msn then, [email protected]
LMAO
Yeah you can make nicknames for just about anyone at work.
The best is when they say do this do that, and you say 'Do I look like fucking superman' some of the things they expect in a office take the fucking piss. Its all cool but when I get stressed I get fucking stressed.
The UG MONSTER - Looks like she's inbred, got hair as if its been cut by fucking sheep shears, can't even talk to people properly, very possesive of any stock i.e, you need an envlope or something lame like that and she gets all moody cos you asked her for one even though she has about 500 in the box near her desk.
The Corrupt supervisors - Never by the book, a good laugh, generally well liked by everyone, always cuts corners to save time.
The Old Boy - Near retirement says morning to each person about 10 times a day, a general laugh and an alright person.
The Wind up merchant - Always winding up everyone, weather it be their name, playing tricks on everyone, generally very funny so long as the tricks aren't be played on yourself, if they are you feel like pushing them out of the window and watching them hit the floor 8 stories below.
Jekyl & Hyde Accountant - deputy manager of accounts, sometimes she can be the nicest person in the whole building, other times she runs upstairs in a rage because someone didn't send her an e-mail regarding some important documents.
The Dosser - Doesn't do a thing, and takes pride in being lazy. Very clever and cunning, comes over to my desk and says 'haha I've got fuck all to do I'm going to go for a walk'
The Temper builder - Comes down to the department to have a rant, and his voice starts very calm and gradully builds up untill his shouting.
I could go on all day about them all, In general its alright I don't get too much trouble, I did a few months ago.
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| Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan . I could go on all day about them all, In general its alright I don't get too much trouble, I did a few months ago. |
Welcome to the working world Jamie, odd that I'm saying this because you have actual work experience (I have none) but....meh...
what kind of business is this that you work at?
Sylee where do you fit in? 
i work at a law firm and the category i fit under would probably be somewhere along the line of the introvert, although i come of as extrovert. people just bug the crap outta me. i have to deal with them every day along w/ the rich scumbag clients that come in and try to hit on me and are shocked when i am rude to them....hmmmm they're only 50+ years old....
O'calla! how the hell are ya?! where do you work?
I'd have a hay day in that office.......
::Edited::
a perfect example of the kind of e-mails the whole office gets from "the screamer"
I shall be out of the office on vacation from November 6 through November 19. November 6 and 19 are travel days. The rest of the time I shall either be in France or Spain or on a cruise ship in the western Mediterranean Sea.
On November 20 and 21, I shall be attending a Directors' meeting of a public company client in Raleigh, North Carolina, and visiting another of its facilities in southern Virginia. I shall return to the office on Friday, November 22.
Thank you.
you know, a simple, "i will be on vacation from nov.6 through nov.22" would have been fine...lol
I see im not the only one who should be labeled as "the complainer"
isn't tranceaddict great?? whenever you feel like bitching or saying whatever you can just come on here and let it all out to a bunch of people you probably will never meet lol
Yeah it beats getting drunk at your companies christmas party and then tell your boss what you think about him.
Hi Jamie I'm fine thanks, how are u doing? I've been away for a month odd because I've had to move house, still ain't got the broadband yet but it will be on its way soon. I'm working in Marketing at the moment for an American firm, Its alright like the companies very tolerant, it very fair, and you can get away with blue murder however because I have to deal with a really busy account its quite stressfull and sometimes they don't realise that I'm the only person who works on that account in the office, either way too much stress for too little money, but theres lots of space to move up in the firm so who knows what the future holds.
that's awesome o calla. im sure you'll move up in no time you still go to chat? i haven't been in forever. i'll PM you with my email...
and munken that would be a scary thought! and our xmas party is coming up soon, should be interesting. lol
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