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Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-07-2002 01:01:

Boners!

Oh yeah! Don't you love it when you get em in class and then the teacher asks you to stand up! And then you put your hands in your pockets and try and hide it! Classic!

I love boners! I also hate them! But I love em more!

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-07-2002 01:07:

oh yea thats the worst. theres so many ways hide it. the shirt over the pants, the elevated leg, the bent over sit, i could go on for days. i hate the random boners.

*puts shirt over pants*

"...and next for our oral presantations, we have Graham (me)"

"FUCK"

*hands in pocket*

haha

Posted by TrAZ on Nov-07-2002 01:07:

dont u hate when your watching your parents have sex....then u get a bonner

EVER GODAMN TIME. I HATE IT!

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-07-2002 01:12:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAZ
dont u hate when your watching your parents have sex....then u get a bonner

EVER GODAMN TIME. I HATE IT!

uhhhh.... no LoL

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Nov-07-2002 01:15:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAZ
dont u hate when your watching your parents have sex....then u get a bonner

EVER GODAMN TIME. I HATE IT!

Yeh. Know exactly how you feel there!

Posted by netw3rkd on Nov-07-2002 01:21:

Posted by Rhythm on Nov-07-2002 01:36:

quote:
Originally posted by xqiksilve
oh yea thats the worst. theres so many ways hide it. the shirt over the pants, the elevated leg, the bent over sit, i could go on for days. i hate the random boners.

*puts shirt over pants*

"...and next for our oral presantations, we have Graham (me)"

"FUCK"

*hands in pocket*

haha

Hhhahahahah... so true!!! so true!!!

Posted by Vanilla on Nov-07-2002 01:51:

Best way by far to hide it is to put it under your belt, ie pointing straight up. Works like a charm.

Posted by The Highroller on Nov-07-2002 02:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
Best way by far to hide it is to put it under your belt, ie pointing straight up. Works like a charm.

of course! but the problem with that is how are you supposed to do that? you have choices

1. Swift handwork
2. Uncanny Muscular isolation
3. Be Hardcore and just do it (like me)

Posted by Lira on Nov-07-2002 02:52:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAZ
dont u hate when your watching your parents have sex....then u get a bonner

EVER GODAMN TIME. I HATE IT!

Traz, I've got a doubt: you said you've seen your sister having sex and now I suppose you've seen your parents as well. Are there any doors in your house

Posted by Vanilla on Nov-07-2002 02:55:

quote:
Originally posted by xqiksilve
2. Uncanny Muscular isolation

Years of cockpush-ups do wonders my friend.

Posted by Dmatrox on Nov-07-2002 03:47:

this thread calls for the ^^^^^

Posted by johnson3161 on Nov-07-2002 03:53:

Talking about boners, I have a funny story to share in which two of my friends had a boner race as to who can get a boner first. When my friend won, he stood up and my other friend tried to hang a coat off his boner. Oh by the way they did this during class.

Posted by brunette on Nov-07-2002 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Maaz

Are there any doors in your house

hahahahahha

Posted by Essential1 on Nov-07-2002 04:11:

ah, the classic NRB. I remember gr 8 math... "danny, come write out the problem on the board." "no thanks, i think i'll just take the f."

Back in high school I used to get NRBs just b4 the national anthem went on, so when I stood up i'd just cover it with both hands and bow my head so it looked like i was trying to be respectful.

Posted by TranceAllstar on Nov-07-2002 04:28:

hahah i hate those random boners, i usually pull the binder over technique

Posted by topside on Nov-07-2002 04:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Essential1
ah, the classic NRB. I remember gr 8 math... "danny, come write out the problem on the board." "no thanks, i think i'll just take the f."

Back in high school I used to get NRBs just b4 the national anthem went on, so when I stood up i'd just cover it with both hands and bow my head so it looked like i was trying to be respectful.

Let's try not to *totally* plagerize Eddie Murphy's Raw.

topside

Posted by B-Good on Nov-07-2002 04:54:

Ever been playing with your dog and had to run away cuase you felt like you were getting a little to excited ? hhhhhmmmmmm

Posted by Essential1 on Nov-07-2002 05:40:

quote:
Originally posted by topside
Let's try not to *totally* plagerize Eddie Murphy's Raw.

topside

that's the funny thing, it actually happened to me. i changed it around a little so it sounds like eddie murphy (btw, it was delirious, not raw. i have it). what i actually said was "i didn't do my homework, i can't do it" and i did get an f

and the national anthem thing, i don't remember if that's also in delirous but i remember hearing it somewhere so i started doing it after - and it worked! lol

anyways, sorry about the pointless post but i don't take too well on criticism

Posted by Exponent on Nov-07-2002 06:19:

this thread made me laugh like no other

heres my contribution

i hate it when im watching porn and my cat jumps on my lap right at the money shot

Posted by Arya on Nov-07-2002 06:20:

LMAO at you guys

Posted by TrAZ on Nov-07-2002 06:26:

bonner while at the swimming pool

watching the 12 years old do breast stroke...fuck!

Posted by Arya on Nov-07-2002 06:28:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAZ
bonner while at the swimming pool

watching the 12 years old do breast stroke...fuck!

tisk tisk

Posted by EldamRy on Nov-07-2002 07:09:

Hilarous but so true !

Posted by RedLunatik on Nov-07-2002 08:51:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAZ
dont u hate when your watching your parents have sex....then u get a bonner

EVER GODAMN TIME. I HATE IT!

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