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The Effects of being locked in 21 hours a day for 20 weeks, and more.

MAN! 1 hour in the rec yard, rest of the time I had to spend with terrorists and gangsters I helped place there. Wearing a mask and playing Bum & President (a game for titles) while doing the bark bark a lak, mohammed jihad speech over and over again, trying to maintain my cover.. And guessing my mission. THe others had codes they spoke into the intercom that let them out of the cell.. Heard buncha secks the first night, after, only finding a cumly smell on my d. Never ever experienced "nocturnal emissions" before.. And fuckkkk, the food! And being taken off benzos that I had on scrip, and put on anti-psychotics.. Jeez Lewís. At least I had a TV in My room, though.. ANd the rest were all what Id call Sheitanists or devil worshippers... FUCK ME WHILE AWAKE! LOL

plz dont delete.. Got saved by two cops who took more than their share in pay, but I still got Me some bathin apes, though.
Got robbed of My Cryptos though.. SHit sucks.. ANd bastards deleted all My VST`s for some reason.... Shits crazy... Didnt get my clothes from the outside until the day I left... 19 or 20 weeks after being holed up.

Now Im in a psych ward And considered not punishable due to psychiatric state.. But was a sudden come-on of symptoms brought on some powdered flakka or some shit... !

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Originally posted by itsamemario Got robbed of My Cryptos though.. SHit sucks.

"All my apes gone..."

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Originally posted by Sykonee "All my apes gone..."

had ca couple of bit of coins and some monero and shit.. ltc.. but i got some crocs for a crazy collector hah..

Norway is literally one of the worst countries in the world, on all accounts... Stupid people agreeing to less than mediocre and celebrating it... Fucktards!

Another TA crazy to add to the list. What is it about trance music and the mentally ill?

90% of the Norwegian posters on TA make me feel like my reading comprehension is not on the level it should be on.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Another TA crazy to add to the list. What is it about trance music and the mentally ill?

It's the COR. Of u wanna talk about "trance music", go to MD, yahoo dunce.

I don't think you understand my point.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I don't think you understand my point.

Youre quite right!" Misread. Being locked up 21 hours a day with terrorists when youre innocent while hearing guns firing off outside make you more insane than trance music, though..

That being said, this place is more what turns people insane though, hah..

I've done a few bids in my life -- nothing as long. You've definitely lost the plot though. To be fair, don't think you had a grasp on it beforehand either.

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Originally posted by OrangestO I've done a few bids in my life -- nothing as long. You've definitely lost the plot though. To be fair, don't think you had a grasp on it beforehand either.

talking to your mirror? fuck all y'all, im sipping Tanqueray and juice and what's the use 'Cause I'm a hopeless thug. Ain't no love reminiscin' on how close we was

Too bad there's only 5-10 of us here anymore. 10 years ago this would be a proper c0re flogging.

imma kidnap you and make you watch mtv 21 hours a day if you dont take that back!

You're right. There's definitely more like 3-4 of us, not 5-10.

5-6, I think?

Alfie is quite a boring crazy though. There's not much content to his ramblings. Take this thread for example. What the hell is it actually about? Okay, he was incarcerated and he didn't enjoy it much. But absolutely no details about why he ended up there. If this was the good washley, we'd have a hilarious story about how he got arrested buying a pack of cigs to rip on. Here? Nothing.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Alfie is quite a boring crazy though. There's not much content to his ramblings. Take this thread for example. What the hell is it actually about? Okay, he was incarcerated and he didn't enjoy it much. But absolutely no details about why he ended up there. If this was the good washley, we'd have a hilarious story about how he got arrested buying a pack of cigs to rip on. Here? Nothing.

No, I was kidnapped by a biker gang who ran an addy harvesting facility and fed us scop every night.. Im a fucking asset and I literally saved a town from a nuke and this is how they rrrrrepay Me? Oy vey! Theyd probbaly celebrate ME if I was a real crriminal!

You see? Boring drivel.

Nobody did jail better than Jay.

Getting jailed in Norway is like being forced to stay in a four-star hotel in Eastern Europe. The main difference is Norwegian cells have an Xbox instead of an integrated NES you control using the TV remote.

I bet he shit himself too. Every worthy G OD story involves some pants shitting.

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Originally posted by Zak McKracken One could claim he did Jayl-time. Alfie what happened. You had good mixtapes back in the day but i seem to recall you always getting into problems at the local clubs, I think there was this boat trip where you brought the GhB and ODd and the boat had to return. Maybe I’m wrong or mixing up.

I'm quoting this because Palm has a habit of deleting his posts sometimes. No offence.

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Originally posted by JEO Getting jailed in Norway is like being forced to stay in a four-star hotel in Eastern Europe. The main difference is Norwegian cells have an Xbox instead of an integrated NES you control using the TV remote.

Having TV's in the room isnt wort shit when they are playing 4 week loops of Discovery and MTV. SHit got boring real quick, and we didnt have no xboxes, there was an unbeatable chess and a solitaire game. Food was mystery meat, meds were with a disguuussssssstttting after taste..
Not a real jail, every member of the staff were bikers.
Others were let out after lock-in, I wasnt.

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Originally posted by Zak McKracken One could claim he did Jayl-time. Alfie what happened. You had good mixtapes back in the day but i seem to recall you always getting into problems at the local clubs, I think there was this boat trip where you brought the GhB and ODd and the boat had to return. Maybe I’m wrong or mixing up.

always is a misnomer, and that boat story was about someone else,I only went on one of the boat trips and did only alcaholes. No memory lapse..

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson I bet he shit himself too. Every worthy G OD story involves some pants shitting.

At least someone has seen the light But it was the shoes, or shoe, left in fact.. even tried to wash them, didnt work when I was homeless... Oslo is broken in half due to one side sinking 1,2 mm or something, per year, and then they built an OPera and a museum++ there and it ripped all the shit pipes. so when I mis-stepped out of the canoe(canoo? those long weird padddly boats, not the ones that look like ducks) I dipped one of my feet a bit into the shit-mixed Oslo fjord.. And that shoe grew a stank of its own.. Goddamnned Nigmo.. Sorry,Nimco, shit her pants and thought thatd be cool to be the shit-pants twins or whatever...
or was it that other time when I was argueing about cardinal directions with the police chief and wsddenly I was in Oslo? Fucking hyoscine lol

blah 8 more weeks in the loonie bin on surrogat ccustody. pretty sure they know theyre gonna lose the case and are just making sure im punished... norway fucking sucks...

Stop being a fucking pussy and tell us what crazy shit you've done. Otherwise, nobody even remotely cares.

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