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Posted by ChrisT on Nov-19-2002 14:34:

Miss Piggy Joke

Q. wots green and smells of pork?

A. Kermit the frogs middle finger

Posted by ChrisT on Nov-19-2002 14:36:

2 more classics

What's the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

Posted by ChrisT on Nov-19-2002 14:37:

3 more classics

What's the definition of bravery?

A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

Q.WHY WAS THE BLODNE CHUFFED WHEN SHE DONE A PUZZLE IN SIX MONTHS?

A.BECAUSE IT SAID FROM 2-4 YEARS ON THE BOX