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Posted by Itchy on Nov-22-2002 17:20:

monkeys.........

True storie:
February 18th, 2002

Last night i was in the jungles if the Malaysia when i was spotted by a small monkey. It looked very similar to the guy above. He heard my music and looking like this . He hobbled up to me with a face like this I put his arm out. I went and di it. The monkey grabbed it ran away with it . He took a drag and dropped it in a dry patch of poo and leaves. It caugth fire and i went like this the monkey got burnt and he looked like this adn this and thats how the fire of the South Borders of Malaysia burnt 100's of miles of forest.
Hint: Monkeys like beans.

Posted by ascension on Nov-22-2002 17:56:

a monkey stole my nuts

true story

Posted by jp on Nov-23-2002 00:29:

Spank my monkey

Posted by Itchy on Nov-23-2002 04:10:

don't be fooled by the rocks that i got, i'm still, i'm still itchy from the block

Posted by webmeister on Nov-23-2002 13:09:

Did the monkey look anything like this?

Posted by escee on Nov-23-2002 17:06:

a picture for every occasion webmeister.

Posted by webmeister on Nov-24-2002 00:15:

quote:
Originally posted by escee
a picture for every occasion webmeister.

absolutely

Posted by JoeCool on Nov-24-2002 01:39:

Re: monkeys.........

quote:
Originally posted by Itchy
True storie:
February 18th, 2002

Last night i was in the jungles if the Malaysia when i was spotted by a small monkey. It looked very similar to the guy above. He heard my music and looking like this . He hobbled up to me with a face like this I put his arm out. I went and di it. The monkey grabbed it ran away with it . He took a drag and dropped it in a dry patch of poo and leaves. It caugth fire and i went like this the monkey got burnt and he looked like this adn this and thats how the fire of the South Borders of Malaysia burnt 100's of miles of forest.
Hint: Monkeys like beans.

hahahah

if anyone wants a copy of the irc log of itchy going insane msg me, just a sample...

[04:02] looking for some woodgy woo?
[04:02] asky poodgy poo
[04:02] hes at home with hows your pupkin eater

uhuhuhuh

Posted by Philby on Nov-24-2002 08:59:

quote:
Originally posted by webmeister
Did the monkey look anything like this?

hmmm
you've posted that pic a few times now webmeister, is it an accurate representation of you or something? you want to be like the monkey?

Posted by JoeCool on Nov-24-2002 13:41:

your thinkg about joel's wang too much i think philby...

your a filthy sicko...

* Joecool kicks you in the nuts � Joecool 2002.

Posted by Philby on Nov-25-2002 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by JoeCool

* Joecool kicks you in the nuts � Joecool 2002.

copyright hmm?
lets see what mr trey parker and matt stone have to say about that hmm?

Posted by Jah on Nov-26-2002 03:50:

Posted by Hybrid Junkie on Nov-26-2002 03:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Itchy
don't be fooled by the rocks that i got, i'm still, i'm still itchy from the block

bahahahahahah!

although I'm confused about the rocks part1!?!?!?!!11!!

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Nov-26-2002 04:19:

methinks rocks = gems (rubies sapphires etc)

ive been wrong before...............all u gotta do is look @ my GPA to figure that one out

Posted by Hybrid Junkie on Nov-26-2002 05:29:

I used to have a little, now I have not
But I'm still, I'm still Junkie from the block...

Posted by Itchy on Nov-26-2002 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie
I used to have a little, now I have not
But I'm still, I'm still Junkie from the block...

hahaha

such great lyrics j-lo's swine merchants come up with....just brilliant

Posted by Philby on Nov-26-2002 09:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie
I used to have a little, now I have not
But I'm still, I'm still Junkie from the block...

err
i hear:
i used to have a little, now i have a lot

that makes more sense with the rest of the song to me

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Nov-26-2002 10:50:

i pointed out the same thing to him earlier , but apparently he's putting a spin on the lyrics, referring to himself, or so i was led to believe.

my god that's the most gramatically correct sentence i've had in about 5 months....hooray for boobies

don't mind me im still getting over all that crack i was smoking earlier

Posted by webmeister on Nov-26-2002 11:35:

Ballistic mate .. it's spelt bewbies

And no lyric will ever surpass J-Lo's previous effort, "Think I wanna spend your cash - I don't, Think I wanna drive your Benz - I don't, If I wanna floss I got my own"

like wtf? she used to sing about tha thug life, now she sings about how much money she has?

Posted by DJ_Ballistic on Nov-26-2002 23:09:

quote:
Originally posted by webmeister
Ballistic mate .. it's spelt bewbies

And no lyric will ever surpass J-Lo's previous effort, "Think I wanna spend your cash - I don't, Think I wanna drive your Benz - I don't, If I wanna floss I got my own"

like wtf? she used to sing about tha thug life, now she sings about how much money she has?

wait a minute.........so the key to making more money is to sing about the money you already have....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*smashes open piggy bank, to see how much money he has, so he can sing about*

1c, 2c coins arent in use nymore are they?????

Posted by webmeister on Nov-27-2002 10:08:

lol
and monopoly money doesn't count either

Posted by webmeister on Nov-27-2002 10:08:

lol
and monopoly money doesn't count either