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Posted by jp on Nov-25-2002 20:06:

Predict your future sexlife!

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Posted by mikefasssy on Nov-25-2002 20:17:

Damn, now you know I had sex with Lara Croft, over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over again.

Phew, that made me almost as tired as she did.

Caleb

Posted by Muppet1969 on Nov-25-2002 21:05:

Man thats kewl...
Wait a minute now you know my sex secrets...
OH BOLLOX...

Posted by Vanilla on Nov-25-2002 21:08:

Lol, that's funny shit.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Nov-25-2002 21:14:

swine...

Posted by imprt2nr on Nov-25-2002 21:38:

gah you got me JP!!! grrrrr, oh well its not like i said i was gay...
oooh well i actually dont care

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Nov-25-2002 21:43:

Posted by dj_hysterix on Nov-25-2002 22:01:

FUCK !

Posted by mezzir on Nov-25-2002 22:30:

lol, first, i fell for it
not that i really care tho, nothing special and i dont know any of you IRL

and second...i put my own one in my AIM profile, and i got 4 responses already
unfortunately, 2 of them are guys who didn't fall for it, and 2 are girls, one of whom i knew all the stuff about already, and the other was my GF
go figure

Posted by jp on Nov-25-2002 23:09:

Some of the many results so far (deleted names off course):

The crush: Lara Croft
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Lara Croft
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Lara Croft"
First partner: Lara Croft
What age did they lose it? 6
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: Lara Croft
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: Lara Croft

The crush: cassie
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: breasts
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 21

The crush: Erika Giorgio
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Erika Giorgio
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Smile
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: Monica
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Monica
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"awesome"
First partner: Monica
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: Not Answering
What they look most for in a mate: butt
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 26

The crush: her
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name: not:_her
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"fun"
First partner: me
What age did they lose it? 12
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 21

The crush: Robbie Williams
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: John Sharrock
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Great"
First partner: Scott Day
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Female
Their age: 33

The crush: cathrine
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner: amy
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: arse
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 15

The crush: Samantha
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Alexis
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Fucking awesome!"
First partner: Becca
What age did they lose it? 18
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Body
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 20

The crush: Miranda
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Long"
First partner: Miranda
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Personality
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 18

The crush: Wonneke
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Wonneke de Graaf
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Exstatic"
First partner:
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate:
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 26

The crush: Kelly
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: John Smith
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Mary Smith
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: blonde
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 20

The crush: dan
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: dan
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"great"
First partner: bryan
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Never
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Female
Their age: 21

The crush: karina
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 19

The crush: Laura
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Shannon Snodgrass
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"great!!!"
First partner: Juli
What age did they lose it? 16
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: Yes
Their gender: Male
Their age: 16

The crush: wtf
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name: Dunno
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"awesome"
First partner: a Girl
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Face
How many times a week they masturbate: Once a day
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 17

The crush: Claudia
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: No
Description of the experience:
""
First partner:
What age did they lose it?
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: the ass
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 15

Posted by Izzy on Nov-26-2002 02:05:

OMG LOL
im am SO doing this to my "friends"

Posted by Killabee on Nov-26-2002 04:00:

Dude,this is awesome!!!!!!!

I'm gonna test this on some friends and maybe I'll test my crush,too

Posted by J.L. on Nov-26-2002 06:21:

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
my secret fantasies have been revealed...

Posted by U121 on Nov-26-2002 15:45:

lewl! u OWN me...

Posted by Magimaster on Nov-26-2002 20:46:

0wned!

nice one JP

Posted by mezzir on Nov-27-2002 01:41:

i know i already said this...but this thing's the shit
just put a link in your AIM profile...guaranteed results

Gevones (8:36:14 PM): nick convinced me it showed hiillarious results....
teqillo (8:36:26 PM): lol, it does :-P
Gevones (8:36:33 PM): ....for you mbbe

Posted by mecha on Dec-01-2002 21:05:

statistics stealer
lol
jk

Posted by Werewolf on Dec-01-2002 23:19:

just sent my link to everyone in my icq

now, it's the best part... waiting for results

Posted by Muppet1969 on Dec-02-2002 08:32:

quote:
Werewolf

just sent my link to everyone in my icq

I put my link as my homepage on ICQ and i've had some replies LMFAO

john's "Love and Sex Life" results:

Name: john
The crush: wonder woman
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No The name:
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"ok"
First partner: a girl
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: tits
How many times a week they masturbate: More than they can count
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 37

Brian's "Love and Sex Life" results:

Name: Brian
The crush: Karen
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Yes The name: Karen
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"Supberb"
First partner: Carol
What age did they lose it? 17
Are they gay or bisexual: No
What they look most for in a mate: Sex
How many times a week they masturbate: Once A week
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Male
Their age: 30

TROY's "Love and Sex Life" results:

Name: TROY
The crush: KARI
Is there a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not Answering The name: LORRAINE
Have they ever had sex?: Yes
Description of the experience:
"GREAT"
First partner: SUE
What age did they lose it? 15
Are they gay or bisexual: Yes
What they look most for in a mate: GREAT EYES
How many times a week they masturbate: Not Answering
Does size matter?: No
Their gender: Female
Their age: 40

Man this link is so cool...I love it...
I can just see there faces when the gotcha page comes up...

Posted by KandyKid_420 on Dec-02-2002 09:29:

got me funny shit

Posted by Lira on Dec-03-2002 05:34:

I'm having some naughty ideas

Posted by U121 on Dec-03-2002 06:49:

AAAAAAAARGH!
ive been owned!

Posted by Mental Exodus on Dec-03-2002 21:48:

LOL! I now hate jplove!. But Its still funny as hell. Good trick man.

Posted by BigFlavor on Dec-07-2002 16:30:

you bastard

Posted by jp on Dec-07-2002 17:19:

I got about 200 emails now, it's starting to piss me off

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