CURE FOR BOREDOM 2: The Amazing Adventures of TatGirl

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Posted by sooper on Nov-27-2002 00:26:

CURE FOR BOREDOM 2: The Amazing Adventures of TatGirl

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Tatgirl. One day she was walking down the street when a hippopotamus approached her. Tatgirl turned to the hippopotamus before it could say anything, and she said "whatsamatta with you, you big fat hippopottapie? where's your umbrella?"
Well, the hippopotamus was caught quite offguard by Tatgirl's rather harsh remarks. He replied to the little girl in front of him "Little girl, silly little girl. Don't you know what's polite to say to a hippopittlepop when you see one?"
"No," said little Tatgirl "No I don't. But I imagine you are going to tell me, aren't you?"
But the hippopotamus just laughed. He laughed and laughed, then farted and laughed some more.
"What's so funny, you mean ugly hippozinklesplat!?" demanded Tatgirl.
"You mean you don't know little girl?" inquired the hippopotamus.
Now, as you might imagine, Tatgirl was quite furious with the blubber beast in front of her. She removed a can of SodaUrine from her knapsack and proceeded to shake it vigoursly. Aiming the top of the can towards the hippopotamus, she opened the beverage releasing a torrent of SodaUrine at the laughing hippo.
Fortunately for the hippopotamus, he was able to block the liquid with an umbrella that bounced the SodaUrine straight back onto Tatgirl.
The hippo laughed and farted some more. "Little girl, silly little girl. It's a good thing I keep an umbrella up my ass."
"Yes it is," said a smiling, dripping wet Tatgirl, "yes it is."
Then she farted too.

THE END

ps. its a true story.

Posted by hansolo on Nov-27-2002 03:41:

My lord where do you come up with these wonderful ideas.

I hate hippos, unless they are hungry of course.

Posted by morsy on Nov-27-2002 04:00:

hehehe lovely story touching too very touching
hehehe

Posted by Crazy Serb on Nov-27-2002 04:51:

That one was deep!

Buhahahaaa!

Posted by Dj-HordasH on Nov-27-2002 05:33:

simply mesmerizing

Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Nov-27-2002 06:26:

Now what the hell was all that about?

Posted by tatgirl on Nov-27-2002 06:30:

NOW I know where that sheet of acid went!
soop... you nut!
Todah Rabah.

Posted by sooper on Nov-27-2002 19:54:

quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl
NOW I know where that sheet of acid went!
soop... you nut!
Todah Rabah.

That sheet of acid didn't go where you think it went.

I gave it to my dog, then watched him stalk a grape, lick a wall for five minutes, chase the smell of his farts and hump the stairs.

Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Nov-27-2002 20:42:

That's very cruel to do that to a helpless animal.

Posted by sooper on Nov-27-2002 20:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
That's very cruel to do that to a helpless animal.

AGREED! ...it's a good thing that I am NEVER serious in my posts.
No animals were harmed in my participation in the Trance Addict forums. But sometimes, I hurt HanSolo's feelings.

Posted by hansolo on Nov-27-2002 21:15:

its true, he does. he hurts em real bad, like this one time I read his post and my shoes fell off.

that hurt.

Posted by Paco on Nov-28-2002 04:07:

Trance rules!!!

Hip Hop sucks!

Posted by mot10n on Nov-28-2002 04:42:

right about now...