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Posted by Muppet1969 on Nov-30-2002 12:58:

Difficult English

I was shocked by how many i had to read 2 or 3 times over

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse

We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Posted by Trancer-adu on Nov-30-2002 18:24:

Re: Difficult English

quote:
Originally posted by Muppet1969

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

... what? i had to think about this one a bit...

Posted by Sarcoman on Nov-30-2002 19:14:

It makes you wonder why English has become the language of commerce and science... its so messed up sometimes.

But oh well... its all I speak, so Im happy.

Posted by Halcyon21 on Nov-30-2002 19:51:

pretty good mind bending stuff maybe ill use in my research paper

Posted by Lira on Dec-01-2002 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Sarcoman
It makes you wonder why English has become the language of commerce and science... its so messed up sometimes.

But oh well... its all I speak, so Im happy.

Because, despite of its mess, it's extremely easy (compared to most languages )

Posted by mecha on Dec-01-2002 02:57:

They were too close to the door to close it.

I just amagened that

Posted by DjRendezvousSyx on Dec-01-2002 08:18:

WOOSH!!

LMAO!

quote:
The buck does funny things when the does are present.

That shyeit is too funny...

Posted by Linx_da_cat on Dec-01-2002 15:09:

that's what synoymns and a thesaurus is for

Posted by U121 on Dec-01-2002 15:31:

GAH!
DAYM!!!
HARD!