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Posted by G K Murray on Dec-03-2002 22:41:

Jokes off the top of your head [Post in hear]

What does Gary Glitter and Father Christmas have in common?

They both empty their sacks in kids bedrooms

Posted by SeeK on Dec-04-2002 02:32:

What did the elephant say to the naked man???

How do u breathe through that thing?

Posted by Fir3start3r on Dec-04-2002 03:44:

Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?

burple

Posted by SeeK on Dec-04-2002 04:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r
Told by a 5 year old...
What colour is a burp?

burple

isnt that just cute.....

would of loved to of heard it live.....

Posted by U121 on Dec-04-2002 06:34:

what do you call a cheese that isnt yours???

nacho cheese

Posted by cycloptor on Dec-04-2002 06:56:

okokok a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face"

a sandwitch walks into a bar and asks the bartender id they serve food. the bartender says no. the sandwitch leaves.

i = awesome

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-04-2002 23:58:

What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?:

ROBERTO

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-05-2002 00:00:

Whats the difference between ORAL and ANAL SEX?

Oral makes your day. Anal makes your whole week!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Dec-05-2002 00:46:

lol!!!

what's the difference between a Porsche, and a cactus??

in the cactus, the pricks are on the outside......

Posted by Bondor on Dec-05-2002 00:51:

what do you call a group of ducks?

a barel full of ducks

Posted by Bondor on Dec-05-2002 00:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Bondor
what do you call a group of ducks?

a barel full of ducks

what the hell is wrong with you

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-06-2002 00:19:

What do you call a man with a small dick??

JUSTIN!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Dec-06-2002 00:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Bondor
what the hell is wrong with you

dude, you replied to your own post........

Posted by SeeK on Dec-06-2002 01:49:

quote:
Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
dude, you replied to your own post........

LOL, i didnt notice that..... nice find.....

Multiple personalities

would of been pretty embarrasing if he flamed himself hardcore

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Dec-06-2002 01:57:

quote:
Originally posted by DJAhmet
LOL, i didnt notice that..... nice find.....

Multiple personalities

would of been pretty embarrasing if he flamed himself hardcore

lol
I think that should be most entertaining
I'd like to see something like that some day.......

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Dec-06-2002 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
lol
I think that should be most entertaining
I'd like to see something like that some day.......

HAHAHA!!!! WHAT A FAG!!!!!!
I BET U LOVE THE COCK, NOW DON'T YA???
DIE BITCH!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhh......... now I got multiple personalities

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-06-2002 02:32:

What happened should go in the funniest quote thread in the chill out room. What a numpty!!

Posted by SeeK on Dec-06-2002 02:46:

quote:
Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
HAHAHA!!!! WHAT A FAG!!!!!!
I BET U LOVE THE COCK, NOW DON'T YA???
DIE BITCH!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhh......... now I got multiple personalities

LOL I bet he loves cock too

hehehehe

u Cunny funt's

Posted by G K Murray on Dec-06-2002 02:58:

Actually, the rumour has it he prefers a tight, sticky anal passage with a few spiders legs hanging from the old rusty bullet wound

Posted by Ian on Dec-06-2002 20:29:

stolen from one of the aussie ta's (sorry )

A dislexic man walks into a bra

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Dec-07-2002 05:51:

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
stolen from one of the aussie ta's (sorry )

A dislexic man walks into a bra

lol GREAT

why did the dyslexic stay up all night?
he was wondering if there was a dog

Posted by Muppet1969 on Dec-07-2002 11:28:

John Leslie has been arrested for raping a young disabled black girl on Blue Peter...When questioned he blamed it on his dislexia cos he thought he's script said use sickly black spastic...

Posted by Muppet1969 on Dec-07-2002 11:32:

Two prostitutes standing on a street corner.. One said to the other it's gonna be a busy night i can smell cock in the air... The other said pardon me i just burped...

Posted by BigFlavor on Dec-07-2002 15:13:

So a guy calls the fire department. He says "MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" The Fireman says, "How do we get there?" Man replies, "Don't you guys still have those big red trucks?"

Posted by U121 on Dec-07-2002 23:57:

Two goodies i picked up...

What�s so special about the toilet???
Its double, You see...

Do you know another name for the earth?
no... Tell us...

If you have a hard time understanding �em try to read them out loud!

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