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Posted by trancearmada on Dec-04-2002 22:40:

drunk quotes!

dunno if this has been posted before or not, but here goes:

>>>> > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank
>>>> > I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
>>>> > about the workers in the brewery and all of their
>>>> > hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
>>>> > might be out of work and their dreams would be
>>>> > shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
>>>> > drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
>>>> > selfish and worry about my liver."
>>>> >
>>>> > --by Jack Handy
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
>>>> > wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
>>>> > going to feel all day.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Frank Sinatra
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
>>>> > to spend time with fools.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Ernest Hemingway
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
>>>> > decency to thank her.
>>>> >
>>>> > --W.C. Fields
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
>>>>reading.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Henny Youngman
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I
>>>>think not!
>>>> >
>>>> > --Stephen Wright
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
>>>> > fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
>>>> > When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
>>>> > all get drunk and go to heaven!
>>>> >
>>>> > -- Brian O'Rourke
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be!
>>>>happy.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Benjamin Franklin>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Without question, the greatest invention in the
>>>> > history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
>>>> > wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
>>>> > not go nearly as well with pizza.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Dave Barry

Posted by 3jaz on Dec-05-2002 03:53:

quote:
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

i think not!

-Stephen Wright

i now have a meaning to life

Posted by Vanilla on Dec-05-2002 06:45:

"Walking down stairs is for pussies! Falling down stairs takes balls" - Vanilla, while drunk, prior to falling down a flight of stairs

Posted by U121 on Dec-05-2002 07:18:

dood! i loved the 24 thing!

Posted by Izzy on Dec-06-2002 04:55:

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol."

"time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time"

"i sense much beer in you. Beer leads to intoxication, intoxication leads to hangovers, and hangovers leads to... suffering. "

"you're not drunk if you can lay on the ground without holding on"

"Hey that was just sheer thirst, that had NOTHING to do with my alcoholism."

Posted by Werewolf on Dec-08-2002 06:48:

"there is no such thing as ugly girl. there is only not enough vodka..."

Posted by webmeister on Dec-09-2002 12:34:

ahahahaha
keep em coming!