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Gayest movie ever.
Hey, since we did commercials, how about a couple you TA's tell us what you think is the gayest movie ever. We're talking the stupidest, pile of shit, that hollywood could put out. My vote: Glitter.
Soul Survivors gets my vote for the worst piece of crap this year.
In brief, what the movie is about (mind you this is suposed to be a horror movie, oh yeah and what's her face Elisa Dushku [not sure bout the spelling] is in it too:
The main character is about to enter a college in U.S. so she is travelling with her boyfriend and his ex all together in the car one night and they get to this gothic club. She see's that her boyfriends ex gives her boyfriend a kiss on the lips there is a fight and they leave the club on the way home, they get into an accident. Her boyfriend is the only one that dies three other people walk away alive from the car crash. She blames her self for his death. After she leaves for college she starts seeing things and people from the club, and the two remaining people from the acident start chasing after her, wanting her dead as well. There is all kinds of weird stuff, visions, people being murdered. The only one that tries to help her is this priest. Near the end we find out that the priest has been apparently dead for over 20 years. Why this is in the movie is not explained. And guess what happens at the end?
She wakes up beside her boyfriend and he tells her, don't worry honey it was all just a dream.
WTF? the biggest pile of crap ever! 
I did not pay to see the movie, but I want the time I wasted on watching that back! Avoid this movie at all cause!!!!!! 
I think most guys will agree with me that the chick flicks your girlfriend makes you watch are the gayest. I cant tell you how much I dispise 16 candles because of this.
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| Originally posted by trancearmada Soul Survivors gets my vote for the worst piece of crap this year. In brief, what the movie is about (mind you this is suposed to be a horror movie, oh yeah and what's her face Elisa Dushku [not sure bout the spelling] is in it too: The main character is about to enter a college in U.S. so she is travelling with her boyfriend and his ex all together in the car one night and they get to this gothic club. She see's that her boyfriends ex gives her boyfriend a kiss on the lips there is a fight and they leave the club on the way home, they get into an accident. Her boyfriend is the only one that dies three other people walk away alive from the car crash. She blames her self for his death. After she leaves for college she starts seeing things and people from the club, and the two remaining people from the acident start chasing after her, wanting her dead as well. There is all kinds of weird stuff, visions, people being murdered. The only one that tries to help her is this priest. Near the end we find out that the priest has been apparently dead for over 20 years. Why this is in the movie is not explained. And guess what happens at the end? She wakes up beside her boyfriend and he tells her, don't worry honey it was all just a dream. WTF? the biggest pile of crap ever! I did not pay to see the movie, but I want the time I wasted on watching that back! Avoid this movie at all cause!!!!!! |
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| Originally posted by Trancewave LOL!!!!!! OMG, I can't imagine how everyone must've felt like when they left the theatre. LOL!!! |
Lost Souls or Freddy Got Fingered......both horrid movies
Chick Flix definitely, and freddy got fingered was so bad I had told Blockbuster that I wanted a refund on the movie. they gave it to me. I told to them to sit down to watch the movie (the manager agreed to see the movie) and she told me the next day that not only would i get a refund, but 3 free rentals for having to sit through that pile of shit.
don't sit thru lost souls..no plot...no point....i remember i saw it accidently on a tuesday once.
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| Originally posted by torontotrance don't sit thru lost souls..no plot...no point....i remember i saw it accidently on a tuesday once. |
movie was so dumb at the end.....dunno why they paid winona ryder to star in that piece of crap.
there's too many bad movies
as a matter of fact, I just came back from one - Extreme Ops. Who wrote that script!? It's soooo bad. I wanted to see it cause I snowboard and also I was interested what they will say about the Serbian terrorists 
Came out of it 15 min before the end and talked to a manager of the theatre, convincing him to give me money back. I got passes. Not bad, considering how many movies I see a week.
But the worse one this year.. off top of my head Femme Fatale, Sum of all Fears, Life or something like it.... etc
Chick flicks? I can't sit though them, it's beyond me how a guy can do it.
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| Originally posted by brunette there's too many bad movies as a matter of fact, I just came back from one - Extreme Ops. Who wrote that script!? It's soooo bad. I wanted to see it cause I snowboard and also I was interested what they will say about the Serbian terrorists Came out of it 15 min before the end and talked to a manager of the theatre, convincing him to give me money back. I got passes. Not bad, considering how many movies I see a week.But the worse one this year.. off top of my head Femme Fatale, Sum of all Fears, Life or something like it.... etc Chick flicks? I can't sit though them, it's beyond me how a guy can do it. |
99% of chick flicks are soooo badly done and are almost identical!
But my gayest movie of choice is "Tailor of Panama", it was such utter shit, the director must have been on drugs. THE worst cinematics I've ever seen, made the movie soooooooooooooooooooooooo boring. I just couldn't sit through it.
I RECOMMEND IT TO ALL!!! 
gayest movie ever = Militia
That movie cut scenes from Terminator 2, and pasted them in their movie! It was so poorly done. I couln't stop laughing at the theft of the cheezy movie.
2nd gayest movie = The Replacement. That movie brings gay to a whole new level.
I saw Solaris the other day. I wouldn't say thats the worst movie I've seen, its actually pretty good. It has some philosophical insights, BUT, half the the theatre emptied and nearly the whole theatre was laughing half way through the movie. Apparently the movie was "cheesy". I couldn't understand why people left. It was a saturday night, thats $13.50 !! And they leave half way through? Its like flushing money down the toilet. I need that money to see Tiesto.
Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes.
I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*....
First off I dont think its fair for homosexuals on this board to read the title of this thread and bare more negative connotations.
However, if i were to tell you the worst movie i have ever seen.... it will probably be Todd Hanes's "SAFE" starring Julianne Moore. I am a film major at York studying Critical theory and i have seen some pretty SHITTY films screened in class,,, but this is by far the worst movie i have had to suffer through. The main character basically becomes ' allergic' to pollution and begins to protect herself from it by carrying around a fucking oxegen mask,, then moving to a "pollution" free community senter in the desert to avoid the city. There she makes friends and goes into her Igloo home that is the ultimate protection from pollution and looks in the mirror and says "i love you"........then the movie ends. To add ontop of that..everything is soooooooo slow paced. Things which could take a few seconds to depict are done in a legthy 15 minutes.....I WANTEDT O SHOOT MYSELF!!!!)*#)&@!$_*&!@*&$@!
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| Originally posted by Dr. Z Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes. I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*.... |
the tuxedo... i just don't know where to start as how lame it was, and how lame i was going checking it out 
PLANET OF THE APES
God could you get any worse acting? Plus I think they went a little far in trying to prove that we are cruel to Apes. Actually way too far. I got so sick of seeing humans in cages and on leashes I had to turn it off. Horrible! (cheesy one liners didn't help either)
all bad movies will be forgotten....when Matrix Reloaded comes out May 15th.2003....IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA ROCK
Groundhog Day was another horrible movie
Good Burger also was horrible.
HAAHAH Good Burger WTF were they thinking with that one??
You didn't like Freddy Got Fingered? That is one of the all time best movies ever! Last Xmas one of my friends even went out and purchased DVD's for all of us and now I watch it on my laptop when travelling just to get a hit now and then! Check the OR!
"I'm a farmer, I'm a farmer" - CLASSIC!
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| Originally posted by ShAwZy PLANET OF THE APES God could you get any worse acting? Plus I think they went a little far in trying to prove that we are cruel to Apes. Actually way too far. I got so sick of seeing humans in cages and on leashes I had to turn it off. Horrible! (cheesy one liners didn't help either) |
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| Originally posted by Dr. Z I saw Solaris the other day. I wouldn't say thats the worst movie I've seen, its actually pretty good. It has some philosophical insights, BUT, half the the theatre emptied and nearly the whole theatre was laughing half way through the movie. Apparently the movie was "cheesy". I couldn't understand why people left. It was a saturday night, thats $13.50 !! And they leave half way through? Its like flushing money down the toilet. I need that money to see Tiesto. Alot of you may disagree with me, but I believe Lord of the Rings was the worst movie. Its not that it ended in an akward place, its just that it ruined the fantasy. I want a movie that will make me think and fantasize, not, just sit and absorb the "entertainment" that comes through my eyes. I didn't see soul survivors... *phew*.... |
there are many movies that i consider really bad. a few i can think of right now are
Top Gun (wow, lets fly the plane!! woo what an intruiging movie!)
Goodburger ( i shouldnt even have to say anything)
xXx (or however the hell they spell it)
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