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Posted by The Highroller on Dec-06-2002 03:42:

The ladder theory

A funny and somewhat true theory about men/women relationships

Relationships

Posted by Endlesswave on Dec-06-2002 04:58:

There's a cartoon I once saw that was similar to that (sort of) about a guy walking past three girls, he would ask each girl out and they would in one way or another "crush" him until the end where he would walk up to the last girl and say "I have money" and then she says "I love you" The End.

Btw, that site RULES!

Posted by Swamper on Dec-06-2002 05:22:

That is the site of the day:

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores have identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

1) The guy is gay
2) The guy does not find you attractive.
3) The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

^^^ SO TRUE!!!!!!

LOL!!!

Posted by Dr. Z on Dec-06-2002 06:44:

This is by far the site of the day...

My roomate and myself just had a two hour conversation about this.

Sooooo true!

Posted by brunette on Dec-06-2002 15:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
That is the site of the day:

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe................ etc

true.. there is no way a man and a woman can be friends..

Posted by mute79 on Dec-06-2002 15:06:

i think a man and woman can be friend, only if they both realize that in the end it will lead to sex...

Posted by The Highroller on Dec-06-2002 21:25:

my favourite line is

Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:

* "You're like a brother to me"
* "You're like a big teddy bear"
* "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
* "You're so nice"
* "Can you help me with my homework"

Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

^^^ very true

Posted by beatjunkie on Dec-06-2002 21:36:

Hahaha, saw this on Tribe last week....
Sent it to my girlfriend who has a lot of guy friends, didn't go over to well

Posted by redrum on Dec-06-2002 21:44:

this was posted on the car forum i mod, it is soooo true. anyone who isnt sure what to do in a situation w/a significant other, should just look at that for a suggestion

Posted by quddha on Dec-07-2002 07:18:

Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.

Posted by Time2Burn on Dec-07-2002 07:41:

Posted by Avenjah on Dec-07-2002 11:17:

Favourite quote that sums it all up ...

"Intellectual whores:
As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I think it is just nature. But I also think women who are this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are just trying to earn an honest living."

Posted by trancendental on Dec-07-2002 15:13:

Is it just me that the link doesn't work?

Posted by loconet on Dec-09-2002 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by quddha
Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.

lol, so true ... if you want your relationships and sex life to work out .. you cannot be the nice guy. You have to treat them like complete pieces of shit, believe it or not this works 10000% of the time. End of story.

Posted by Endlesswave on Dec-09-2002 03:22:

quote:
Originally posted by loconet
lol, so true ... if you want your relationships and sex life to work out .. you cannot be the nice guy. You have to treat them like complete pieces of shit, believe it or not this works 10000% of the time. End of story.

Yes and no. You have to treat them like you don't care. Because then they try and get your attention. Simple. Women want a guy they can't have and you always have to act like that otherwise why would a girl want some guy who's in the palm of her hand to begin with? (makes it boring but true). That's how I'm acting (somewhat) and it works I think. But at the same time you cannot be a COMPLETE asshole because women will just say "Fuck this, I will not be treated like that". It's finding the balance with both...

Posted by Dr. Z on Dec-09-2002 03:56:

Can we really summerize human relationships with the pythagorean theorem (disparity^2 = a^2 + b^2). I think not.

As funny as it is, the ladder theorem is not 100% true.

Posted by The Highroller on Dec-09-2002 21:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Z
Can we really summerize human relationships with the pythagorean theorem (disparity^2 = a^2 + b^2). I think not.

As funny as it is, the ladder theorem is not 100% true.

obviously.. it was a joke

Posted by Dr. Z on Dec-10-2002 03:06:

Its funny...... my friend, after reading this, always refers to this theory lately when he assesses relationships.

He's like, ... "Man that girl is so hot! Our disparity is sooo high!"

and

"I wanna buy a car... which one makes me look like I have more money/power, an Audi A4 or Honda S2000?"

Posted by Crazy Serb on Dec-10-2002 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Z
Its funny...... my friend, after reading this, always refers to this theory lately when he assesses relationships.

"He's like, ... Man that girl is so hot! Our disparity is sooo high!"

and

"I wanna buy a car... which one makes me look like I have more money/power, an Audi A4 or Honda S2000?"

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
He's learning...