English Satirical Humour Part Four: Misguided Youth

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Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-06-2002 18:47:

English Satirical Humour Part Four: Misguided Youth

As a teenager, I have noticed that many teenagers are becoming like sheep: Following the leader. There are many groups which will probably annoy the bollocks out of you at one time or another in your life.

BAD BWOYS, RUDE BWOYS etc.

I blame the tide of UK Garage for this. I blame it for many things, but I think this one may well stick. The kids take their role models from the amazingly talented Pied Piper, DJ Luck, Sunship, Dangerous Rude Child From The Suburbs, whatever. The point is, they're not talented, and they shouldn't be seen as role models. Since when did wearing rolled up tracksuit bottoms become so popular since a fitness craze? What are you trying to prove with your caps up? Wow you are so cool. I wish I could be like you. You sort of people mean so much to me. You are such hard people. Er, no. And if they spent as much on, like, a razor, as they do on their Nike baseball caps/Kappa jackets/zip-up Adidas trousers/fluffy dice/No Fear stickers/massive exhaust pipes/tinted windows/Kenwood Audio systems, the environment would be a better place. Because they wouldn't be driving round and round and round and round the cinema playing hard house really loud trying to impress the "wimmin." And why do they aspire to drive Escort XR3is? Oh, and stop listening to shite as well.

GRUNGERS, GOTHS, METALLERS etc, etc.

What the F-U-C-K? Have you looked in a mirror recently? Tripped over your huge flares yet? Washed recently? No, no and no? Thought not. I think individuality-ism (Is that a word?) has gone over the edge. In fact its been pushed over the edge by an industrial stength jackhammer, and gone splat on the hard surface down below. Its good to be an individual, but not an outcast. Although since there are so many outcasts, you can't really call them outcasts anymore, can you? Thus, what they are trying to prove, being different, has gone up the tree. My message: "You can't be different if there are so many of you!" You could actually be normal. Like I am. Normal meaning not a rude bwoy, or a grunger. In fact, if there are this many strange and weird people, maybe they're normal and it's just me that strange and weird. In which case I like being strange and weird. Oh, and stop listening to shite as well.

RICH BOYZ

I'm so cool with my greasy hair and mobile phone snap on covers, ringtones and logos. My ringtone sounds just like Zombie Nation. No, it sounds like a constipated monkey. These people are the closest, I can imagine, to normal these days. They like all sorts of music and don't take the image literally. They go out, socialise, wear decent clothes, and are respected, but only because their parents drive off-road vehicles that have NEVER been off road. And they all live on farms. The only thing is that these people wear REALLY DECENT clothes. Too decent. Evisu, Gucci, Moschino, D&G, Versace [even I haven't heard of most of these]. Large amounts of gold that could finance a South American country. You have too much money. Stop doing cocaine. Its bad for you. Stop skanking money off your parents. What's that? You work? Well stop working so hard and showing up single parents who are struggling with huge mortgages.

Posted by mos man on Dec-07-2002 14:05:

you didnt write these, did u ?

Posted by Sweet az on Dec-10-2002 11:28:

In brighton we call the rude boys that you say Townies

Posted by DJPG on Dec-10-2002 12:21:

'ere in the Midlands they're known as Kev's or Scallies.

One word for 'em really. Tossers. I'm sure I'd get the shit beaten out of me for going out in public with traccy bottoms tucked into black socks with brown Rockport boots... somehow they get away with it

Posted by Jay_$te@lth on Dec-10-2002 13:25:

lolololol. yer a lot of em annoy the fuck out of me but i think your slightly stereotypical with the car audio :P.tuning cars is also another hobby/craze people like doing half the time people who wear trakky bottoms rolled up with rockports on cant afford a car so they nick one, but the fact is all tho im a TA i still like a decent sound system if im listening to my tunes whther im at home or in my car so

Posted by dj_mdma on Dec-10-2002 16:12:

yeah sorry about the cars, i like to modify cars myself etc, my friend and i co wrote these and my contribution wasn't the cars hehe.

My current project is a Mk2 Seat Ibiza, i;ve nearly finished the audio system, as my car is red i opted for a Sony Xplod system. I've got the ACtive Black Panel MD played, Xplod Front Speakers, Xplod COmponents, Xplod 6x9's on the back shelf and in the boot I put wood in there to cover the wheel arches, put a 6x9 in each one. I've got 2 XM-444 amps running the 6x9's, an XM-222 neatly tucked beneath the passenger seat running the mid's and the head unit powers the tweeters and fronts. For Bass I've got an ALpine SWR-1241D (1000W peak, 300 RMS) and that will be running off an XM-1502 amp, if io could find a place that stocks it!!!!!!