how to get out of a traffic ticket

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Posted by J.L. on Dec-09-2002 06:18:

how to get out of a traffic ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

Posted by victor on Dec-09-2002 07:21:

im actually gonna try this tomorrow on the I-70!!!

haha...

lesse wot gives...

Posted by imperium on Dec-09-2002 11:53:

mmmm. that method could also be used to delaying giving a breathtest.. the longer you wait the lower the reading

Posted by webmeister on Dec-09-2002 12:31:

quote:
Originally posted by imperium
mmmm. that method could also be used to delaying giving a breathtest.. the longer you wait the lower the reading

i think you'd hafta be waiting a while though :P

Posted by U121 on Dec-09-2002 13:34:

lol!
its a re-post tho... was in one of JPs joke-posts...

Posted by Arsalan on Dec-09-2002 15:07:

haha, i wonder if that will work :d

Posted by Dmatrox on Dec-09-2002 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by victor
im actually gonna try this tomorrow on the I-70!!!

haha...

lesse wot gives...

I doubt it will work, its funny though

reason it wont work is because officers wont call their captains for that reason, they will probably pull out their gun, arrest you, put you in the back of their car, then search the car.

Posted by Linx_da_cat on Dec-09-2002 17:09:

lol. yeah it is...tell us what happens to you tomorrow

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Dec-09-2002 17:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Xo|oX
lol!
its a re-post tho... was in one of JPs joke-posts...

yup..

Posted by J.L. on Dec-09-2002 23:48:

yeah... sorry i didn't have enough time to go through the 2500+ threads on the forum...

Posted by capricorn15 on Dec-10-2002 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by imperium
mmmm. that method could also be used to delaying giving a breathtest.. the longer you wait the lower the reading

better not to drive while drunk
i live in usa, dui costs like over 5000 dollars, to pay for courtfees and like all this other shit
not even worth it