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Funniest Thing People have said under the influance of drugs
What are the funniest things people have come out with when there fucked??
1st Some girl at an house party was barking like a dog fucked for about 45 mins on ket
2nd This was at the after party at the travel lodge after promise this friday "my arm feels like a pendulum"as he is swinging it round.This was my cousin after STE had giving him ket for the first time just before he went into a big K hole
3rd " I want some fluffy bacon daggers " my mate jeff talking in his sleep after a night of pills and coke apparently after some bacon sarnies.
ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows)
ill try and remember some!
hrm why cant i neva remember what ppl said?
I remember i saw a burd pish herself once after smoking too much weed 
sexy 
"its 37 o'clock" by my mate Kerr
cant remember anymore atm 
alan : give me a spade, I'll dig all night
shaun : look I'm a tower
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| Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer ive heard quite a few funny ket-based ones especially from alan (theonewhoknows) ill try and remember some! |
oh and john (special jon)
"I NEED A BLOODY GRILL"
I remember once walking outside at a house party, to find my older brother, who was on WAY too much acid, crouching over a trail of ants going "ANTZILLA! DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM-DAH!"
Pissed myself laughing for hours!!!
After a cloud stopped the rays of light shining on us at Loveparade 2000:
"The sun is gone, OMFG The sun is gone!"
After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time )
*Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick:
"Well its not gonna suck itself is it"
*SLAP*
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike After fly had told me of a chat up line that his mate had used on a bird, i told my friend it, which he found well amusing and just had to try... (he was a bit out of it at the time )*Neil walks up to rather fit looking bird, pointing to his dick: "Well its not gonna suck itself is it" *SLAP* |
hmmmmmm one while i was in gatecrasher.
Random lad: "OI mate" (Taps my shoulder)
"Were did you get that T-shirt from?"
Me: "Ohh i made it mate"
Random Lad: " u got it from matalan, (some banter)"
Me: "No I made it"
Random Lad: "yeah matalan, I heard u mate (Thumbs up). Anyway im off to meet some mates cya later"
Me and Pan-ash (GC Board): "Ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Thought it was funny as chuff at the time
When i went to New York to see PvD, there were these guys that cheered for the DJ the entire night except that they were cheering for the wrong DJ, "Tiesto, Tiesto". Fucken dummies.
Same night, these goofs were walking altroughout the club in a row, one had a plastic cup over the eye, the other had a plastic cup over his ear and the last one had a plastic cup over his mouth. Like "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." Weird.
One time after smoking some awesome weed I pointed to a shoe box on my friends table and told him "put the ice cream into the freezer before it melts." Here in America we have ice cream in boxes about the size of a shoebox just to clear that up.
can neva remember these fings when needed!
but a couple off the top off my head, funnily enuf both Ket based! both @ after parties and by the same person.
"What the fuck is a Chinoway?"
&
"What the fuck is goin on here" sed over and over again... each time his voice getting higher and higher... eventually breaking out into song...
nice
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| Originally posted by willsimo can neva remember these fings when needed! but a couple off the top off my head, funnily enuf both Ket based! both @ after parties and by the same person. "What the fuck is a Chinoway?" & "What the fuck is goin on here" sed over and over again... each time his voice getting higher and higher... eventually breaking out into song... nice |
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| Originally posted by Az shaggy? |
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| Originally posted by willsimo dont fink u know him... Funkintastic on the frisky board |
Re: Funniest Thing People have said under the influance of drugs
well i only ever drink, and when we were away for easter last year my mates offered me some choc brownies with a "special ingredient" hehe and after having a few drinks i told them "oi! winners don't do drugs, and i'm a winner!" 
we then proceeded to the maccas carpark and put one of our friends in a shopping trolley and pushed her around, she nearly got hit by a 4wd hehehe
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| Originally posted by SugarShack 3rd " I want some fluffy bacon daggers " my mate jeff talking in his sleep after a night of pills and coke apparently after some bacon sarnies. |
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| Originally posted by Philby whats a bacon sarnie? |
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| Originally posted by Az no I don't know him I'm pretty sure either u mike and jon said something that was pretty funny at Tidy, but i can't remember |
mine include
-'wots the number for 999'
-'for a brief moment there i thought i was a frog'
...........................being garyeed MINT!!!
where the hell do u'z get ket from, he wants some, but he can't find anwhere
is it good????
post info for me please
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***dont tell me where to get ket from!***
''iam in my hands''
''iam a fucking goose''
''your all switching places''
all just with the delights of weed
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| Originally posted by willsimo nah, i didnt, i was only drinking! |
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| Originally posted by DJ-Ande ket is it good???? |
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