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Posted by arj1o1 on Dec-24-2002 11:30:

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants

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A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants.

Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury.

Jane Selma Soares was caught up in shooting between police officers and drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias newspaper that even though she tried to hide, a bullet hit her in the chest.

When she got to a nearby hospital doctors realised her implants had stopped the bullet entering her body further.

The doctor who treated her said: "If there was no silicone the bullet could have reached a vital organ causing serious damage."

A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone.

She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."

Posted by jp on Dec-24-2002 16:16:

Fake.. they actually tried this and it doesn't slow down any bullets

Posted by RedLunatik on Dec-24-2002 20:49:

but wouldnt it be great if it could

Posted by jp on Dec-24-2002 20:51:

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Originally posted by RedLunatik
but wouldnt it be great if it could

Kevlar bra

Posted by Lira on Dec-25-2002 00:26:

RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Fake, fake, fake! Since when do we have a newspaper called "Las Ultimas Noticias" here in Brazil!? That's Spanish, and we speak P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E, you listen!? Agora voc� invocou a f�ria do grande Maaz, raaaaaaaaar! Fear my whiping power!

I gotta admit, it's funny though

Posted by zzleeper on Dec-25-2002 02:23:

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Originally posted by Maaz
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Fake, fake, fake! Since when do we have a newspaper called "Las Ultimas Noticias" here in Brazil!? That's Spanish, and we speak P-O-R-T-U-G-U-E-S-E, you listen!? Agora voc� invocou a f�ria do grande Maaz, raaaaaaaaar! Fear my whiping power!

I gotta admit, it's funny though

LOL @ MAAZ!!

LMAO!!!!

Posted by TSI_AWD on Dec-25-2002 15:02:

It's Real

I heard it on CNN
they said that whole story in like 10 seconds
but they said it
so it must have some truth..

Posted by jp on Dec-25-2002 15:08:

quote:
Originally posted by TSI_AWD
It's Real

I heard it on CNN
they said that whole story in like 10 seconds
but they said it
so it must have some truth..

Posted by dyson on Dec-25-2002 15:57:

Whoa wait :D

Las Ultimas Noticias is a Chilean newspaper and it really sucks, its news seem to be real thou, but over hyped like a serious newspaper would say something like, "Bill Clinton affair with Lewinsky"(only thing I can remeber right now) Las Ultimas Noticias would say something like, "Lewinski sucking up to get more presidential money", or some shitty popular title

I know, Im Chilean

Posted by piggy on Dec-25-2002 18:03: