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to all the people giving shit about tiesto.....

ive personally never seen him play a bad set before and ive seen him live 5 times... hes been great every time...


i couldnt give a rats arse bout what others are sayin that hes playing too much vocal etc...they were making the same complaints before his gigs in march and he played probably the 2nd best set of the year after armin at gk...give the guy a go...he never fails to produce the goods

you know i love ya stips but why the need to create a whole new thread ?

this is about as useless as the sexual tension helen k one (sorry helen!)

can i make one about my severe dislike of canned goods?

tiesto is the man!













but only sometimes.. his set at innercity this last week failed to satisfy me

i got no complaints with him

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Originally posted by Jah you know i love ya stips but why the need to create a whole new thread ? this is about as useless as the sexual tension helen k one (sorry helen!) can i make one about my severe dislike of canned goods?

yes please, i have similar quarrels.

i think its fair too say weve all struggled with the harsh epidemic that is the canned food buisnes in this, crazy crazy world.

its always god for a laugh in hear

Jah, i agree with you, to an extent. The canned vegetable market is going down hill at an incredible rate. Yet the Canned fruits area is doing extremely well, especially the canned peaches. You cant rival that quality.

If i picked a peach off a tree i would be up shit creek, with out any of the lovely syrup which comes in the can. That is service.

true. you drive a persuasive argument my learnered friend. if one was to present the humble peach under 'standard' circumstances it would indeed, be evidently, quite shithouse. The canned variety however is on a whole other level, as you have cleverly outlined the combination of syrup and large can size is truly a winning combination

i think my major struggle however is the variety of other goods that do not share in the luxuries of sweeter than sweet syrups. The dogfoods, the tunas (save the dolphins), the sardines, the muscles and lastly but defnitly not least, the spam, for the love of god, someone do something about the spam. Wheres the love?

Well i would have to disagree with a few of the options listed above this humble post. Tuna again is superior in its canned form. Were it not for the cannedness of tuna, i would need to own a boat, and fish thine tuna from one of our 7 great seas, and then fillet it and chop it my self. Also, i would be lacking the canola oil which the tuna is deliciously marinated in.

The canned tuna industry has defineatly taken heed of the peaches moves. But will it ever catch up? Who knows.

The spam on the other hand. They need to lift their game and hustle. I mean jelly?! WTF ARE THEY THINKIN?! NO ONE LIKES THE FUCKING JELLY. ITS HORRIBLE SHIT! Raw spam literally makes me vomit. They need to maybe repackage their shit, rename it from unsolicited email, and get rid of the jelly, and maybe add peaches, and or peach syrup.

well, firstly i think all that peached goodness has gone to your head my unlearned friend, because your argument is flawed on so many platforms.

a.) As any great market analyist who is worth thier weight in canned goods will tell you, the tuna market has been in a rapid RECESSION for the best part of the last 25 years, it truly is at crisis point. I have several associates in the tuna industry and they can all attest too eating thier own children for severe lack of profits. for your convieniance i have included this graph which explains the current crisis :


as you can see the the actual exports of tuna severly lower than the exported amount,Therefore little johnny howard is leaving our hardworking true blue tuna farmers with what i like to describe as, "a bit of sweet fuck all".

b.) If you had read my previous post (as most learnered colleagues do) you would have noticed i ended with the words, and i quote : wheres the love . Now, to the untrained eye this could be seen as a bit of tom foolery, as this is this is obviously the case in regards to you. This simple but effective statement i think summarises the entire spam loving population in australia (myself included) in the harsh betryal, thrust upon us by intrusive packaging (of the canned variety) it is simply a plea, a cry for help if you will to appeal to the australian in all of us too help bring spam back to its former glory. Your harsh outbursts have been duely noted and remind me of yesteryear where nazis were considered cool. But i think i speak for the entire australian population when i ask you to shut the fuck up.

Stay Strong Brothers


a perfect world?

As my litigous lawyer has stated on numerous occasions, PHWOAR! i will be taking this canned food debate to the biggest forum there is my notably rude canned good associate. The HIGH COURT of Australia. Illustrated Below.



Please note the water outside this majestic building. Littered with tuna and salmon. Salmon also being a premier canned good. This large body of Australian water is littered with tuna because of Johnny H's EXCELLENT tuna restockage schemes, which have worked extremely well. So well in fact, that the farmers are able to suffer the .0269% wastage that actually occurs in todays Tuna exporting market. The aforementioned graph, shows and large improvement in this wastage, again thanks to Johnny H's COURTESY AND WILL to protect our true blue tuna farmers. It was only under the labor government of THIS HORRIBLE MAN:



That, that tuna graph was even allowed to be created. Tuna export wastage was perhaps the liberals main party platform going into the election. Second to health care, GST, and War on Iraq. Your attitude toward this humble industry, which dates back to the olden ages, as shown by computer games such as Age of empires (ONE AND TWO) only shows your ignorance. However, the quest for hunting the majestic tuna, can be best summed up by this picture, NAY, WORK OF ART:



To your point b, I have devised a simple and elegant conclusion.

FUCK OFF YA WANKER!

niel niel niel
has your love for the big H lead you to pure insanity?. Surely this right wing capatlist propaganda spoon fed has not affected whats in front of you. Sure johnny boy would like you to believe hes doing his bit for australian seafood, sure hed like you to believe his "COURTESY AND WILL" has protect our true blue tuna farmers. news flash. it hasn't. ladies and gentlemen i present :
EXHIBIT A:



note the date of the picture is (11-02-02) Yes thats right youd be forgiven for thinking this was national im a dickhead day when in reality it is where all the top tuna scholars meet in australia for the national "horray for tuna" meeting. Obviously the little johnny had some other plans on the agenda.

Not to mention mr howards little penchant for attending various other pro hate meetings :
EXHIBIT B:



is this the man you want running your tuna industry?

on top of this John Howard is known for his high levels of debauchery with his and i quote "bitches" within the liberal cabinet. Surely someone of such sexual prominance is in no state of mind to nurture and care for the fragile industry that is australian tuna.




yes john im sure your having a good time. but how do the women feel. DEGRADED. just like our tuna farmers.


we all know bobs the true pioneer, under bob hawk tuna sales were up 15% YES 15% and in a NATIONAL survey 99.9% (YES 99.9%) of people said they were satisfied with the level of fish in this country, a damning figure in itself, but what would you say if i told you on top of this 75% OF TUNA said they appreciated the way bob took care of them. Ridiculous? sometimes the truth is. you be the judge.



feel the love


i say mr howard. weve had enough. enough of the parties, enough of the drugs. enough of the debauchry we want action. action for our tuna.


its not all fun and games johnnie.

Well Jehahn i once considered you a friend. ONCE! Your love for Mr. Hawkes tuna FUCK UPS have really changed my opinion on you, and his brown shirts. Need I link you to this picture.



SOLID PROOF THAT HAWKE IS THE DEVIL! Increasing tuna sales? Restocking raped and pillaged bodies of water? Sorry Jehahn, but no, all this man was interested in was killing jews and taking over europe. Perhaps by limiting their tuna supply? We should be happy that GOOD OL JOHNNY H was elected before Bob took over Australias waters, diminishing our PRECIOUS tuna supply. What are you thinking?!

Hating Blacks? Foreigners? Tought Boat People Policy? ARE YOU BLIND?!?! JOHHNY FUCKIN H IS DOING AUSTRALIA A GOD DAMN FAVOUR BY PROTECTING OUR PRECIOUS TUNA SUPPLY! I Have to say, that i agree with this hard line policy 110%. There have been numerous instances where foreigners have tried to come in and fish away are precious restocked baby tuna. BABIES, INNOCENT VICTIMS IN THE TUNA WAR MY FRIEND! CHECK THIS, IMAGES THE MEDIA DIDNT WANT YOU SEE!



How messed up is that? Stealing baby tuna from our oceans. And Look these people are actually happy about it? Living off our tuna! Bob's slack imigration policy sure has a lot to answer for!



I mean really? Being happy about stealing baby tuna. As my one of my favourite people would say.



Shame on you my once friend, now bob hitler follower.

haha
good game my friend. I hope the rest of you guys enjoy this hilarious thread when you get up!

indeed! well fought my articulate compadre
im spent
goodnight

hahah
spam!

"whats on the menu?"
"well, theres bacon, eggs and spam. or you can have spam, spam, sausages, spam and spam, or spam spam spam and spam."

BWAHAHHHAHAHHAA!!!!


good work jah & escee, this thread is brilliant! very amusing stuff, indeed!

Talk about a hijacking Hahahahahahahah..that was some funny shit!! Love the pictures, albeit absolutely random..some good photoshops as well heheheh 'i say fuck seafood, and black people' HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH... i love it

Good work fellas.


















Tiesto sucks.

Tiesto is cool, however AvB is da main man !

Thanks for the amusing hijack... Maybe a bit lame and incoherent towards the end, but amusing all the same...

Now... back to the topic at hand...

I've said it once... I'll say it again...

TIESTO ROCKS!!!
I think this would make a great t-shirt for TT2003...

(not taking anything away from AvB of course... but this thread is about Tiesto)

HAHAHA

thatb was fuckin hilarious escee and jah

I feel like a big fucking can of peaches drenched in syrup right now....

Haha, yer all funny bastards.

Save the tuna farmers! Protest the revisions released for public comment proposed by the Australian Fisheries Management Authority (AFMA) to the management arrangements concerning the farming of specific species of southern blue-fish tuna! Thunnus maccoyii are people too!

http://www.afma.gov.au/media%20rele...gtsbt300702.php

Viva la John West revolution!

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