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Posted by Jay_$te@lth on Dec-27-2002 13:53:

is your kid a hacker?...

LOL was just surfing and cam across this http://www.rajuabju.com/warezirc/childahacker.htm

Posted by Lira on Dec-27-2002 16:15:

roflol... let's suppose I suspect my younger brother is a hacker...

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Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

Sure, thanks to him I got DSL now

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Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?

Yeah, some bloody game emulators

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Has your child asked for new hardware?

Yes, his mouse doesn't work anymore

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How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

Almost all day long... his friends are spending their vacations in other cities, so I think he can get away with it now

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Does your son use Quake?

Hell yeah, that game own j00

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Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

Yup... but he's been a complete arse since I met him

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Has your son radically changed his appearance?

Yes, now that he's on vacation, he haven't shaved anymore and now looks like a hezbollah terrorist

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If you answered "yes" to most questions, your son is probably a hacker

Posted by Technaut on Dec-27-2002 16:21:

the questin should be

Is your hacker a kid?

Posted by DJ Sunburn on Dec-27-2002 16:21:

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

Posted by Lira on Dec-27-2002 16:40:

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Originally posted by DJ Sunburn
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

I haven't read it... Oh my GOD,
Candy kids are hackers!
It makes them even more dangerous then we can imagine!

Posted by netw3rkd on Dec-27-2002 17:39:

Hah...this was written up years ago. None of it is true, it was made up by a 'hacker'. It's a bunch of bull I should know because I do nothing like that, but very amusing.

Posted by Rostros on Dec-27-2002 18:26:

This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by mettkea on Dec-28-2002 21:01:

damn it, i'm a hacker, wtf,
lol

Posted by BTG on Dec-29-2002 01:20:

for a while there, i was under the impression that this was real. then i read the one about quake, and laughed ;D

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 01:28:

ffs ppl

It even says on the bottom of the page that its a joke.

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 01:34:

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Originally posted by Technaut
ffs ppl

It even says on the bottom of the page that its a joke.

It's hard to read those small fonts

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 01:40:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
It's hard to read those small fonts

eh?

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 01:43:

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Originally posted by Technaut
eh?

Please talk louder I can't read you

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 01:48:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
Please talk louder I can't read you

thats cos u are getting old

OLD MAN LOVEPARADE!!!

wahahahahaha

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 01:54:

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Originally posted by Technaut
thats cos u are getting old

OLD MAN LOVEPARADE!!!

wahahahahaha

You got hair on your back years before I will

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 01:56:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
You got hair on your back years before I will

thats cos u shave it off to look young

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 02:02:

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Originally posted by Technaut
thats cos u shave it off to look young

You did a good job on that

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 02:07:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
You did a good job on that

gaylord

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 02:14:

Want me to enter your darkzone?

Posted by Technaut on Dec-29-2002 02:16:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
Want me to enter your darkzone?

Im a report u to ur ISP

Posted by jp on Dec-29-2002 02:20:

My ISP is almost bankrupt

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Dec-29-2002 06:08:

"If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding. "

LMFAO!!!!