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Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

Real facts from government healthcare sources:

-3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
-31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in.
-142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts
-58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.
-19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
-British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
-101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
-18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.
-A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
-5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control
Scalextric cars. and finally.........
-In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo

Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

So that's why health insurance is so expensive in the UK

I didnt know that

Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

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Originally posted by jploveparade Real facts from government healthcare sources: -3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

ewwww...I tried that as a child and couldnt feel my tongue for more than a day

Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

quote:

Originally posted by jploveparade Real facts from government healthcare sources: -3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

mwahaha, i used to do it all the time back when i was 10-13 poor brits! ROTFLMFAO

funny how I've seen that written about all different countries...including Holland

Re: Beware of the UKTA! They will hurt you (or themselves)

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Originally posted by jploveparade Real facts from government healthcare sources: -3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. -31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the Christmas lights were plugged in. -142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from new shirts -58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. -19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. -British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. -101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. -18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. -A massive 543 Brits were admitted to hospital in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. -5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars. and finally......... -In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the loo

bah! dumbasses making us all look bad

Ha ha!!

These facts are making uz look stupid!!


May i suggest finding embarrasing facts about other countries

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