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Posted by AcidAngel on Jan-03-2003 22:59:

To a naked man...

What women should never say to a naked man.

I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhh,it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
(giggle and point)
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Why isGod punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
But itstill works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

Posted by PeacefulWarrior on Jan-04-2003 01:20:

lol

Posted by Eugene on Jan-04-2003 16:52:

AcidAngel, have you ever said one of these?

Posted by AcidAngel on Jan-04-2003 20:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
AcidAngel, have you ever said one of these?

Actually no,but my favourite is--->Can I paint a smiley face on it?
You know my bf is perfect,so I don't need to say such things

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Jan-04-2003 20:09:

quote:
Originally posted by AcidAngel
You know my bf is perfect,so I don't need to say such things

lucky u

Posted by AcidAngel on Jan-04-2003 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Hi-Voltage
lucky u

oh yes,absolutely