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Posted by arj1o1 on Jan-10-2003 18:42:

Russian man freezes penis to bus shelter

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Russian man freezes penis to bus shelter

A Russian man had to be rescued after his penis stuck to a frozen bus shelter while he was urinating.

The young man was on his way home from a bar in the southern city of Stavropol, in temperatures of -30C.

He stopped to urinate, leaning against the bus shelter for support, but swayed at a crucial moment and his penis stuck to the frozen metal.

The BBC reports the man was apparently taken by surprise by the cold temperatures, as Stavropol is normally one of the warmest Russian regions.

A large crowd gathered, shouting advice. Finally passerby Valery Levchenko was able to free the man using a kettle of warm water borrowed from a chemist.

The man reportedly refused further medical help before running off.

Story filed: 09:28 Friday 10th January 2003

Posted by Lira on Jan-10-2003 21:34:

Arj1o1... where the heck do you collect these news?

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-10-2003 21:59:

it turns him on

Posted by cycloptor on Jan-11-2003 06:05:

i like how the water was from a chemist...what the fuck is that....

Posted by whiskers on Jan-11-2003 19:27:

oi, what they don't mention is that there's a 100% chance that this "young man" was piss drunk

typical picture: a drunk guy hugging a light pole or leaning against a bus shelter. you have to be russian to understand the hilarity

Posted by Mental Exodus on Jan-11-2003 20:58:

yeah, he was drunk. Which is like normal in russia.

Posted by Eugene on Jan-11-2003 21:05:

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Originally posted by Mental Exodus
yeah, he was drunk. Which is like normal in russia.

"like"?

Posted by PhaseFour on Jan-11-2003 23:11:

pssssh thats not new, ive done that beofre

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-11-2003 23:48:

lmao

Posted by shao on Jan-12-2003 00:10:

agh... the embarassment...

Posted by undertensecond on Jan-12-2003 08:47:

XRAZYY!

Posted by whiskers on Jan-12-2003 16:30:

last night my friend and his friend went to piss on the school building @ 2 am and, reading this, i wished them to get stuck to the school wall or something so that the cops would find them and make fun of them and then take them to emergency room where the doctors would make fun of them, and then the parents would laugh too and next week there would be an article in the school newspaper about two teens peeing on the school and stupidly gettin frozen and the whole school would laugh

well, they didn't get frozen to anything, but they did get stopped by cops who acted anal because, apparently, my friend and his friend were underaged and walking at 2 am on the streets. WTF? that reminds me to not ride my bike at 1:30am anymore

but i'm ROTFLMFAO. that'll teach them to pee on the school.

Posted by ChooChoo on Jan-12-2003 17:21:

This is so funny

greetz

Posted by stella on Jan-13-2003 08:32:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... (breath in)... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... (breath in)... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Posted by Endlesswave on Jan-14-2003 05:36:

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix
last night my friend and his friend went to piss on the school building @ 2 am and, reading this, i wished them to get stuck to the school wall or something so that the cops would find them and make fun of them and then take them to emergency room where the doctors would make fun of them, and then the parents would laugh too and next week there would be an article in the school newspaper about two teens peeing on the school and stupidly gettin frozen and the whole school would laugh

well, they didn't get frozen to anything, but they did get stopped by cops who acted anal because, apparently, my friend and his friend were underaged and walking at 2 am on the streets. WTF? that reminds me to not ride my bike at 1:30am anymore

but i'm ROTFLMFAO. that'll teach them to pee on the school.

lol yeah it would teach em. What I want to know is in your town the cops hassle you for staying out late? wtf...

Posted by Vanilla on Jan-14-2003 05:58:

I would think that his piss would be warm enough to free him from the metal.

Posted by arj1o1 on Jan-14-2003 15:44:

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Originally posted by Maaz
Arj1o1... where the heck do you collect these news?

www.fok.nl but it's a dutch site

but www.ananova.com got some funny stuff sometimes too

Posted by Lira on Jan-14-2003 16:43:

^^^^ Oh, now that's explained

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
I would think that his piss would be warm enough to free him from the metal.

No because he was probably aiming to the ground and got his... er... stalk glued to the post... nobody pisses aiming the sky

Posted by Vanilla on Jan-14-2003 19:21:

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Originally posted by Maaz
^^^^ Oh, now that's explained

No because he was probably aiming to the ground and got his... er... stalk glued to the post... nobody pisses aiming the sky

I've pissed upward to see how high I could get once.....

Posted by Mental Exodus on Jan-14-2003 20:40:

^^^ how high did u get? ^^^

Posted by Vanilla on Jan-14-2003 21:14:

Oh, I'd say a little under 5 feet high....but that was REALLY forcing it out.

Posted by Lira on Jan-14-2003 21:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
I've pissed upward to see how high I could get once.....

Oh, I forgot to exclude these attempts It has got to be one of the coolest things about being a bloke (pointless attempts)

Anyway, that was not the case

Posted by Rhythm on Jan-19-2003 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by cycloptor
i like how the water was from a chemist...what the fuck is that....

lol yah... i was wondering the same thing

Posted by whiskers on Jan-19-2003 01:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Vanilla
I've pissed upward to see how high I could get once.....

yeah, i heard a sad story about that once... some bloke tried to pee really high and accidentally peed on his face and i think even in his own mouth. maybe fake, maybe not, but still funny.