Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

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Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-13-2003 18:14:

Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

Man, I gotta admit...I have 3 450+ students classes everyday, and it gets really quiet in there. Sometimes, I can't even let one out. It pisses me off. Well, the thing is that when I hold em for a couple of times, my stomach doesn't feel right and I feel like I gotta take a big ass dump. Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart?

many....MANY thanks

Steve

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-13-2003 18:25:

LOL!!! i guess so

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-13-2003 18:27:

Yes it is. If you hold it the gases go into your stomach... and that's not fun at all.

There was a study done somewhere where they found out that a human should fart about 15-20 times a day.

Posted by Endre on Jan-13-2003 18:32:

haha...?.......hahaha..HAHAHAHA!

Posted by trancegurl on Jan-13-2003 20:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Yes it is. If you hold it the gases go into your stomach... and that's not fun at all.

There was a study done somewhere where they found out that a human should fart about 15-20 times a day.

OMG i think i just farted laughing at that comment...

yeah it is bad for you..but farting usually means you have some plumbing problems you need to take care of..so go release...

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Jan-13-2003 21:54:

quote:
Originally posted by trancegurl
OMG i think i just farted laughing at that comment...

Don't laugh - it's true, you know.

Posted by Shudder on Jan-13-2003 22:16:

Re: Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

quote:
Originally posted by KoreanDJ
Well, the thing is that when I hold em for a couple of times, my stomach doesn't feel right and I feel like I gotta take a big ass dump.

happens to me all the time when im on the plane. annoying as hell. especially when a hotass girl is sitting right next to you

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on Jan-13-2003 22:29:

lmao!!!!! im pretty sure it is bad for ya.just as holding ur pee is too!!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-13-2003 22:36:

Re: Re: Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

quote:
Originally posted by Shudder
happens to me all the time when im on the plane. annoying as hell. especially when a hotass girl is sitting right next to you

Bwahahaha.. this thread just keeps on getting better!!

Posted by Blue. on Jan-13-2003 23:19:

Well it makes ur stomach hurt and when u do fart after holding it in it STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS.

Posted by mndeg on Jan-13-2003 23:24:

15-20 is fake its too much, i knew a person that would fart a minimum of 150+ times day, i told him he needed to go to the doctor but he just thought it was funny

Posted by Spad on Jan-13-2003 23:49:

Better to fart and smell then hold it and become a cripple.

Posted by Dmatrox on Jan-13-2003 23:51:

Re: Re: Is it bad for your health if you hold your fart all the time?

quote:
Originally posted by Shudder
happens to me all the time when im on the plane. annoying as hell. especially when a hotass girl is sitting right next to you

I hate when people fart in closed spaces like airplanes. grr

not only are machines affecting global warming, we are!

Posted by J.L. on Jan-14-2003 00:36:

which brings me to a new question...

Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

Posted by decode on Jan-14-2003 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Better to fart and smell then hold it and become a cripple.

Or fart and make someone a cripple

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-14-2003 02:04:

Oh man, check out it kids. After I ate Subway.....I felt some gas developing in my stomach, I was gonna hit the bathroom before the class but I just went to the class anyway. After like half an hour, I really had to fart (I knew it was gonna be a juicy one) and I ripped one out when the class was so quiet (class of 450+ people) People were smirkin, some laughing. People around me knew that I farted and I raised hand, my professor called on me and i said "EXCUSE ME" MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, it was tight as F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a great feeling!

Steve

Posted by Furel on Jan-14-2003 13:27:

Farting is good. When I hold it I feel bad too... Feels like the fart gets pissed when it tries to come out again, it just gets harder and harder to hold it... Looks like it gathers strengh... hehehe... Dont you guys feel like that?

Posted by sooper on Jan-14-2003 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
which brings me to a new question...

Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

Good question!! I asked the same thing a couple weeks ago:
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=83821

Don't you love trapping a solid thick fart under your blanket at the end of a saturday morning sleep-in? A well executed Dutch Oven provides an complete sense of peace and satisfaction.

Have you ever heard your mum fart? That's some funny shit.

Posted by Illusion on Jan-14-2003 16:58:

People! People!

You can smell this thread all the way from the Music Board. Lets close it huh!

Posted by sooper on Jan-14-2003 17:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Illusion
People! People!

You can smell this thread all the way from the Music Board. Lets close it huh!

But it smells good!!

Like teryaki margerine mixed with chutney!

Posted by whiskers on Jan-14-2003 17:26:

i just inadvertently farted while reading this thread, and i swear to god, it smells so bad, i almost passed out

i vote against public farting. otherwise terrorists could simply eat beans and setup gas attacks anywhere they wanted to.

Posted by Scorpio Rising on Jan-14-2003 17:31:

OMG what a funny thread

Posted by hansolo on Jan-14-2003 17:39:

Farts are the lord's funny joke on humans, and a good one at that.

If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

Posted by zarathustra on Jan-14-2003 17:50:

If you hold farts in, the gasses diffuse through your intestinal wall and form bubbles in your bloodstream. It's a condition similar to having The Bends. If a bubble finds it's way to your spine or your brain...your in trouble buddy...

Posted by whiskers on Jan-14-2003 18:08:

excuse me? did someone fart??

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