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Posted by CATHAIN on Jan-20-2003 16:56:

Worst joke ever

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were

Swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other

called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and

threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to

Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a

shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..." As

Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod

appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin

turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,

afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably

does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a

shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to

them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the

cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the

mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck.

Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He

begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back

into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam

back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line

does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the
gathering at the

reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy
and

became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and

end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As

he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the
door

and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me

again. "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark,

the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not.

That was the old me. I've changed..............

"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian

Posted by Beachball Boy on Jan-20-2003 17:31:

HAHA!!! wow that was gweat

Posted by U121 on Jan-20-2003 18:23:

Im a stupid, dumb swede...
anyone care to explain it?

Posted by PhaseFour on Jan-20-2003 18:34:

AHA AHA AHA AHA no

lol that was pretty bad

Posted by CATHAIN on Jan-20-2003 18:34:

"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian"

In other words "I've found God. I'm a born again christian"

Thats as simple as i can put it

Posted by U121 on Jan-20-2003 19:17:

lol in that case it truly is the worst joke ever!

Posted by Lira on Jan-21-2003 00:33:

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Originally posted by Xo|oX
lol in that case it truly is the worst joke ever!

lol, I agree with you - I had not understood it the first time either and I wish I had remained this way

Posted by Tranc3 on Jan-21-2003 10:45:

Oh man that is horrible