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How to spot an American:

You probably missed it in the rush of news recently, but there was
actually a report that someone in Pakistan had
published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American.

So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is, so they would know when they found one:

An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be
Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean,
Australian,Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or
Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho,
Apache, Seminole or one of the manyother tribes known as native Americans.

An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they
are free to worship as each of them chooses.
An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will
answer only to God, not to the government, or to
armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the
world.The root of that prosperity can be
found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God-given right of each person the pursuit of happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every
other nation in the world in their time of need.
When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the
people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11,
Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the least.

The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your
tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of
your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.. Some of them
were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001
earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists.

So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did
General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you
would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are
not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who
holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.


Thank you!

Yeah that was posted sometime after sept. 11 2001, and i still hate it.

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Originally posted by kirbtastic ...every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world (tried to kill Americans)

Wow, so Genghis Khan was really good indeed

*sigh*

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm

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Originally posted by twizta

lmfao

fuckin commie bastards

so many european countries
and
ASIA

oops double post

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Originally posted by plastikE lmfao fuckin commie bastards

i totally agree with you my PAC10 friend!!!!

(or is it now PAC 12) shit.



>JM<

well.........

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Originally posted by Renegade *sigh* http://www.snopes.com/rumors/america2.htm

Who cares if it wasn't an "Australian dentist". It's still true.

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Originally posted by kirbtastic An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan.

Ok, now we all know that the USA didn't help Afghanistan 20 years ago just because they are OH SO NICE... We all know they were using Afhganistan soldiers as pawns to fight back agains the Soviets... I mean, if it were UK or any other allied country, I REAAALLY doubt they would help the Afghan people. My point is, the Americans (USA) do help other countries, but only when it has something to do with their interess...

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Originally posted by Munken Yeah that was posted sometime after sept. 11 2001, and i still hate it.

Jealousy is a terrible emotion.

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Originally posted by FuzzyGreen Jealousy is a terrible emotion.

Jealouse of what?

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Originally posted by Munken Jealouse of what?

1 - jealous (no e)

2- if u think that anything related to september 11th was funny then ur a sick fuck, imo ne1 who makes fun of what happened is as bad as the scum who did it and should rot in hell

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Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan 1 - jealous (no e) 2- if u think that anything related to september 11th was funny then ur a sick fuck, imo ne1 who makes fun of what happened is as bad as the scum who did it and should rot in hell

I dont think that what happend sept 11 was funny, when did i say that?

i think what that guy said was true. people from all countries live in America. America is just a symbol of freedom. America has helped many countries over the history. If your attacking America your attacking freedom IMO. well i love my country and thats that

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Originally posted by kirbtastic How to spot an American: You probably missed it in the rush of news recently, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote the following to let everyone know what an American is, so they would know when they found one: An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian,Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the manyother tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan. The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God. An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world.The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God-given right of each person the pursuit of happiness. An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. But they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America, The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America.. Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001 earning a better life for their families. I've been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 other countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists. So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American. Thank you!

haha fuck off and get a life.

id rather cheese grate my scrotum than reat that american shite again.

ill put up an award to any pakistani that kills the american that wrote that crap.

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Originally posted by FuzzyGreen Jealousy is a terrible emotion.

so is having your head stuck up your own arse.

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Originally posted by kirbtastic quote: How to spot an American: Large Voice Large Stomach Large, misguided personality. quote: An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian,Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani, or Afghan. No, an american is an american. The rest aren't.... Simple Missunderstanding. quote: An American may also be a Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole

And if they dont agree to that are you gonna go round killing them again? And taking their land etc....

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or one of the manyother tribes known as native Americans.

Dont you call them Indians?? - BTW indians are from india (another simple missunderstanding)

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armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

Indeed, american armed thugs (the army), only speak of old Bush - and his oil hungry family.

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An American is generous.

So generous that they would bomb a countries civlians just to capture its oilfields.

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the best music

One word... Nelly

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So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did.

He didnt get a chance, you waited til he'd been defeated to join the war - then you killed hundreds of thouands of civilians and blew up cities with no military value

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and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world.

Bush has killed americans??? I mean other than the dozens he has sent to be executed

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Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American.

Was the person who wrote this on drugs?

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Thank you!

No, thank you, laughs are seldom at 12:08am

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Originally posted by imprt2nr people from all countries live in America.

True... and I can proudly say that people from all over the world live in American countries such as Canada, Brazil and Mexico.

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Originally posted by imprt2nr America is just a symbol of freedom

False... America is just a continent, get over it

I'm not gonna bash Americans because I know there are nice people from this country and they're not to blame, however, claiming that the US is a symbol of freedom is not true at all: a country in which you can be sued for almost everything, that boms other countries to show their power (or just because they want oil), in which you can't use drugs freely and that kills prisioners cannot be a symbol of freedom.

Ps.: I'm not claiming that my country is a symbol of freedom either.

Pps.: Lol @ joeh152

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer id rather cheese grate my scrotum .

HA ha that's phunny as phuck!



I guess it wouldn't be proper to have some national pride, right you jolly ole chap? Those bloody American bastards are at it again. God save the queen!!!

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Originally posted by Maaz Pps.: Lol @ joeh152

I aim to please

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Originally posted by FuzzyGreen HA ha that's phunny as phuck! I guess it wouldn't be proper to have some national pride, right you jolly ole chap? Those bloody American bastards are at it again. God save the queen!!!

could you be any more a stereotypical american than you have proved by your last two posts

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