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Posted by jp on Jan-22-2003 16:27:

The 86 Rules of Boozing

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.c...booze_rules.htm

Posted by KandyKid_420 on Jan-22-2003 17:14:

WoW, I didnt know some of those rules

Posted by Vnatic on Jan-23-2003 09:35:

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

And people could learn from the fact that anyone with 3 or more beers has the right of way...
Everyone's always bumping into you, causing spills, in the end, you end up with 1 or 2 full glasses, all toghether, that sux...

Posted by BANDIT on Jan-24-2003 05:37:

81. If you�re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It�s the no-tell liquor.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA wtf

Posted by beema on Jan-24-2003 07:11:

Best One:

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-24-2003 20:37:

When someone is drunk, talk to him, make him laugh, and ask him for some $$$.

Stevek