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Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 19:53:

Bournemouth

is shit.

it's full of old people, seagulls, weird southerners, lots more old people, and has more tramps and skag heads per square mile than new york

and the buildings are all shit.. the shop i measured today was the worst i've ever seen, it was proper falling to bits.. plus it was too big and took fucking hours, meaning i've only just got home after going to work at 5am

sort it out bournemouth, you heap of steaming shite.

no offense spad

Posted by Spad on Jan-22-2003 19:57:

Re: Bournemouth

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
no offense spad

Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you?

edit: what shop? where?

Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 19:59:

Re: Re: Bournemouth

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you?

probably not.. but i felt that in needed to be reiterated

i found a cyber shop.. but i couldn't find the opera house.. where the fuck is it?

Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 20:01:

Re: Re: Bournemouth

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you?

edit: what shop? where?

at the moment, it's the edinburgh wool mill, accross from the vodafone shop near the *name escapes me* shopping centre thing. next door to burger king.

it will be an orange shop soon, but don't tell the staff that! we had to pretend we were just doing a check on the state of the building, cos nobody's told them they're all out of jobs yet.

Posted by Spad on Jan-22-2003 20:01:

Boscombe...you can't drive past it though, it's on a pedestrianised bit so unless you know it's there you'd miss it.

Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
it's on a pedestrianised bit so unless you know it's there you'd miss it.

ah.. that'll be why then

i tried to have a look at the beach too, but the tide was right in, so there was fuck all to see

although i did find a shop where i bought a bucket and spade when i was about 8, which made me grin for some reason

Posted by Spad on Jan-22-2003 20:15:

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
ah.. that'll be why then

i tried to have a look at the beach too, but the tide was right in, so there was fuck all to see

although i did find a shop where i bought a bucket and spade when i was about 8, which made me grin for some reason

There's also the fact the pedestiranised bit's about 10 miles from where you were.

Did you have a go on the state-of-the-art theme park

Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 20:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
There's also the fact the pedestiranised bit's about 10 miles from where you were.

Did you have a go on the state-of-the-art theme park

we drove round the place for ages tho, cos we got there an hour and a half before the person we were meeting.

erm.. nope.. i didn't see the theme park.. i saw a multitude of scabby hotels though.. which is almost as good as a theme park imo.

plus what's with all the evangelists patrolling the streets and telling you you're gonna die for your sins?!

and the big fat twat dressed as charlie chaplain

it's a very strange place

Posted by Spad on Jan-22-2003 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
and the big fat twat dressed as charlie chaplain

it's a very strange place

The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

Posted by Dave_Masters on Jan-22-2003 21:44:

BAH

i think bournemouth is a well nice place.

True there are many old people about. But the place comes alive at night. Theres Slinky in boscome for proper clubbing then the town for a night on the beer (i know not many of you are into that, however there are SO many fit birds there)

Posted by goldenarmZ on Jan-22-2003 21:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

i walked straight past him, but i gave him a look that pretty much said 'don't fucking speak to me you fat psychopathic ****' so he didn't.

Posted by Ste on Jan-22-2003 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

i think im never gonan bother visitng borunemouth ever...

Posted by Az on Jan-22-2003 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
i think im never gonan bother visitng borunemouth ever...

you'll be there when you hit 65, it's like a magnet
also Eastbourne

Posted by Ste on Jan-22-2003 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
you'll be there when you hit 65, it's like a magnet
also Eastbourne

i live in the north east of england mate, as soon as i hit 65 ill be mugged and killed by some smackhead

Posted by Az on Jan-22-2003 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
i live in the north east of england mate, as soon as i hit 65 ill be mugged and killed by some smackhead

ah yeah forgot

Posted by NFA on Jan-23-2003 12:52:

i went to darlington once. i say "went", in truth i don't know how the f*** i got there. one moment i was in the queue to shinding in newcastle, the next i was in darlington. must have been one of those anormalities in the space-time quantinium (or however u trekkies spell it) that seem to woosh me to other places from time to time. can't find any other explanation. honest.

Posted by SugarShack on Jan-23-2003 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
i live in the north east of england mate, as soon as i hit 65 ill be mugged and killed by some smackhead

Your right there mate fucking crazy up here

Posted by evil_bastard on Jan-23-2003 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by NFA
i went to darlington once. i say "went", in truth i don't know how the f*** i got there. one moment i was in the queue to shinding in newcastle, the next i was in darlington. must have been one of those anormalities in the space-time quantinium (or however u trekkies spell it) that seem to woosh me to other places from time to time. can't find any other explanation. honest.

That has actually happened to a couple of people I know, walking into Foundation and ending up miles away! Maybe it's a natural body reaction to Byker, you see Byker, get mashed, and somehow end up a long way from Byker.

Posted by Jason R on Jan-28-2003 20:13:

Bournemouths better in the summer there's loads more ladies. Other than that the place is wank. The only good thing I found other than the beach was a shitty crazy golf course but even that got boring after 7 goes. Well at there's destiney records.
And whys the fucking train station so far out the town.

Posted by Spad on Jan-28-2003 22:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Jason R
Bournemouths better in the summer there's loads more ladies. Other than that the place is wank. The only good thing I found other than the beach was a shitty crazy golf course but even that got boring after 7 goes. Well at there's destiney records.
And whys the fucking train station so far out the town.

You had 7 goes on the crazy golf course? Jesus christ! The only thing that's good for is getting extremely pissed in the town centre at night then playing golf with stones and sticks on the way to the beach.

Posted by SlinkySkev on Feb-02-2003 12:59:

I have the pleasure of working in Bournemouth !!!!!!!!

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-02-2003 13:02:

LOOK ITS TOM GREEN!

Posted by decode on Feb-02-2003 13:04:

Never been to Bournemouth

Posted by Spad on Feb-02-2003 13:58:

quote:
Originally posted by SlinkySkev
I have the pleasure of working in Bournemouth !!!!!!!!

It could be worse mate, you could live in Verwood!

oops sorry

Posted by Az on Feb-02-2003 13:59:

Bournemouth was hy holiday destination of choice until I was 10

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