Roflol! Look what this Dude Is Selling On Ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!

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Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-30-2003 04:28:

Roflol! Look what this Dude Is Selling On Ebay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...81&category=317

All of you TAs from Toronto area should check this kid out.

"20yr Male Virginity RARE flower, Armin virgin Item # 2909331981"

You are bidding on (1) male virginity. My friend, Armin, has been waiting for the right girl. He is 20 years old and has been waiting for the right girl. But now the forbidden fruit will be tasted by 1 lucky bidder. He is 20 years old, 6 feet, 160lbs, University Student studying Business @ www.yorku.ca BEFORE BIDDING, you must send your picture to [email protected] . You may also send him a picture of yourself with MSN using the same email address, as well as any questions you may have. If he approves your picture, you may bid. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! The reserve is set at $2000 dollars in U.S. funds. This rare experience costs close to 20 thousand dollars in the black market, but he is letting it go because of a growing gambling addiction. RULES: 1) Winning bidder MUST be female 2) Winning bidder MUST have their picture approved first. 3) Winning bidder will travel to Toronto 4) Winning bidder must be tested for all STD's and have some sort of certificate. NO DEADBEAT BIDDERS!! BID WITH CONFIDENCE! There are 2 picture below of Armin.

lol

this shit is just way tooooo funny.

Stevek

Posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 on Jan-30-2003 04:33:

Um...isn't that considered prostitution? I never figured out how someone could do this and get away with it. Unless, of course, if prostitution is legal where you live

Posted by DJ_Skaya on Jan-30-2003 06:07:

This is about on the same level as people seeling off their Diablo 2 passwords for up to $5,000 (No Joke)

Heehee, this is funny tho

Posted by DjTS-NeXiLe on Jan-30-2003 06:21:

To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well.

Posted by DJ_Skaya on Jan-30-2003 06:31:

quote:
Originally posted by DjTS-NeXiLe
To think he produced all that amazing trance with black-hole and has been a kickass dj all these years, and has been a virgin all along. I thought superstar djs were supposed to rake in the ladies! oh well.

Yeah man, I've heard Oakenfold sleeps with a different girl after every gig he plays! I tink that's pretty gross, but if a 41 year old nasty aging british man can do it, you'd think Armin could rake in at lest 1 girl!

Maybe Armin's been holding back. Maybe he's insecure about his small penis or something...

...Oh wait, that's not Armin van Buuren

Posted by davinox on Jan-30-2003 06:37:

2000 bucks? what a rip off.
i'm free. ;-)

Posted by blazed it on Jan-30-2003 06:38:

shiet i was just about to post this.

Posted by twizta on Jan-30-2003 06:38:

: O oh wow...and yes on the oakenfold sleeping with different woman after his gig....i saw him running off with a chinese whore after he finished his set here. ^_^

Posted by capricorn15 on Jan-30-2003 06:39:

its not armin van buuren, it is some armenian guy, at least that is what he looks like

Posted by DjTS-NeXiLe on Jan-30-2003 07:29:

boner.

Posted by Time2Burn on Jan-30-2003 08:59:

This dude goes to my school. If I ever see him on campus I'll slap him for y'all.

Posted by KandyKid_420 on Jan-30-2003 09:33:

Someone is about to loose their Ebay account

Posted by Furel on Jan-30-2003 12:12:

We should make a new tyhread saying "what is the deal with selling weird stuff on e-bay?" Cause fuck that! Everyday you see people selling their families, selling cities, and now this ass selling his virginity.... I think this virginity one is more of a joke than true... I mean, wouldnt it be cool to sell your friends virginity on Ebay? HUHUHUHUHUHU its mean tho..

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jan-30-2003 12:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Furel
I think this virginity one is more of a joke than true...

clearly.. altho the sad ass bidder obviously doesnt see the joke. heh

Posted by undertensecond on Jan-30-2003 15:59:

CRAZY!TY!!!!

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-30-2003 19:38:

quote:
This dude goes to my school. If I ever see him on campus I'll slap him for y'all.

Are you serious??!?! hhahaha

Stevek

Posted by whiskers on Jan-30-2003 21:42:

WTFLOL!

Posted by Endlesswave on Jan-31-2003 01:28:

quote:
Originally posted by KoreanDJ
Are you serious??!?! hhahaha

Stevek

Yes yes he is. I also go to York. Damned gino fest...if I ever see that guy as well I'll kick him in the balls. (Somebody put his pick up so I can recognize tha foo)

Posted by IronDragon on Jan-31-2003 03:16:

Not avalible anymore (according to what I see)

Posted by narcism on Jan-31-2003 03:29:

damn here i was thinking it was AvB

Posted by KoreanDJ on Jan-31-2003 06:14:

Does this dude need money that bad or is he that desperate? I hope he gets in trouble for doing this illegal shit on ebay.

Stevek

PS let's keep eBay clean.....no more selling toenails! lol

Posted by trancearmada on Jan-31-2003 15:54:

quote:

Invalid Item
The item you requested ( 2909331981 ) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database. Please check the number and try again. If this message persists, the item has either not started and is not yet available for viewing, or has expired and is no longer available.

Posted by Rhythm on Jan-31-2003 17:02:

OMGGGG... LOL!!!

Posted by Ian on Feb-01-2003 02:02:

Me & Spad were discussing the other day in chat if u could sell ur pubes on eBay, his main point being that no1 is selling them so theres a market gap

Posted by Ian on Feb-01-2003 02:03:

quote:
Originally posted by InAcoma
damn here i was thinking it was AvB

dirty bugger jolene

also if u read this, text me

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