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Posted by Jocker on Feb-03-2003 17:57:

Blondes...

*why does a blonde open juice in the store? because it says "open here"

*how to entertain a blonde for the whole evening? write "turn upside down" on both sides of a sheet of paper

*how to make a blonde laugh on monday evening? tell her a joke on friday morning

*how is the blonde, who painted her hair in black, called? artificial intelligence

*a blonde comes to take a driver's license test. the instructor asks her a theoretical question:
- how does an engine work?
- may i explain in my own words?, - she says.
- of course...
- "vroom, vroooom"

*why do blondes get burried in triangle caskets? whenever they lie on the back, their legs are spreading.

*why do blondes never go to church? whenever they stand on their knees, their mouth opens.

*how many blondes does it take to change a lamp bulb? 25: 24 will die of electric shock, and 25th will be a painted brunette

*how do you make blonde's eyes shine? you put a flashlight to her ear.

*two blondes on the airplane come to a flight attendant:
- will i get to chicago on this plane? - first asks
- no
- and i?

*how is a blonde with two brain cells called? pregnant

*how is a blonde with three brain cells called? gifted

*how is a blonde in a university called? visitor

*why can't a blonde make ice cubes in her fridge? she lost the recipe

*why do men like to drive their with blondes? so that they could park at handicapped parking spaces

*top things blondes invented:
- glossary for vocabulary
- sun battery-operated flashlight
- waterproof teabags
- parachute, automatically opened after a hit
- wheelchair with steering pedals
- airbags for plane pilots
- emergency ejecting seats for helicopters

*what's the smartest cell in blonde's body? spermatozoid

*what's blonde's interpretation of safe sex? sex in the car with a closed door

*what's common between a blonde and a moskito? they stop sucking only if you tap on their head.

*blonde calls computer company technical support...
-i have problems with my computer
-what's on the monitor?
-vase
-i mean, what's written?
-ah... Sony

*what's common between gallileo comet and a smart blonde? both occur once in 75 years

and now to makeup for the blondes:

*who creates all those stupid jokes about blondes? brunettes... during lonely winter evenings

Posted by KoreanDJ on Feb-03-2003 18:06:

lol those are some funny ones. Anyway I remember my 8th grade teacher was a blonde, and this black guy was busting out blonde jokes in the middle of the class. So she got mad and yelled at the black dude saying "Do you know why blonde jokes are so short?" (I assume she was going to make fun of him or defend blones or something) The black guy goes "uhmmmmmmm, so the blondes could understand em?" lol It was so funny, I was rolling on the floor.

Stevek

Posted by Jocker on Feb-03-2003 18:24:

lol!

Posted by dj_mdma on Feb-03-2003 18:33:

LOL

even more LOL @ stevek!

Posted by J.L. on Feb-04-2003 07:15:

lol stevek

that's pure class!