Kirbtastic Valentines Day Contest

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Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 10:17:

Kirbtastic Valentines Day Contest

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies -

the time has come for me to have my annual Valentines Day Contest.
here is your chance to right an essay of why u should be my valentine. I ussually only hold this contest for women lving in the north jersey, nyc area but i have decided to extend it to all of the female TA's. please post your essays here and i will decide who, if any of you, will have the honor.

Requirements:

1. u must be able to fly to new jersey or nyc.
2. u must be willing to put out.
3. u will take me out to dinner at a restaurant of my choice.
4. u will then take me to a club after for drinking and dancing.
5. u must be at least 21 or have fake ID.
6. u will get a limo to take us around.
7. all expenses will be paid by you.

what u get:

1. 12 hours of me
2. u get to meet some of my friends
3. an autographed picture of me smashing you dirty style at the end of the night.
4. the ability to tell all your friends u hung out with the kirbtastic.
5. a custom TA sig to remind you of the best night of your life.

well ladies...let the contest begin. i wish you all good luck and please no fighting with one another over me.

sincerely,
me

Posted by Ste on Feb-05-2003 12:19:

my money's on no female replies

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 12:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
my money's on no female replies

dont underestimate my sexatude trancer .. i was voted new jersey's best lover 6 years running. ladies ... u know whats up.

Posted by Fundamental on Feb-05-2003 12:45:

quote:
Originally posted by kirbtastic
dont underestimate my sexatude trancer .. i was voted new jersey's best lover 6 years running. ladies ... u know whats up.

I bet the judge of that competition was a man...

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 13:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
I bet the judge of that competition was a man...

lol....nope it was ur girlfriend

Posted by Fundamental on Feb-05-2003 13:35:

quote:
Originally posted by kirbtastic
lol....nope it was ur girlfriend

You manwhore!!! You're gonna get he-bitch slapped!! Ka-tagh!

Posted by U121 on Feb-05-2003 13:43:

KIRB!

GODDAYM!

Posted by XxremedyxX on Feb-05-2003 13:59:

too bad i don't live in jersey or i'd steal that "best lover" right from you. but i'm glad i don't so i don't have that funny ass accent.

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 17:46:

quote:
Originally posted by XxremedyxX
too bad i don't live in jersey or i'd steal that "best lover" right from you. but i'm glad i don't so i don't have that funny ass accent.

what accent ..its u southern people that talk funny

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Xo|oX
KIRB!

GODDAYM!

why r u always yelling at me? u didnt like my cheese comments either.

Posted by Endre on Feb-05-2003 18:21:

im on my way!

Posted by Lira on Feb-05-2003 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Endre

im on my way!

roflol

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 18:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Endre

im on my way!

hahahahhahha she wouldnt have to get the limo .. we could just pimp around the city on her bad ass ride.

this is an equal oppurtunity contest .. i dont descriminate against people who took the short bus to school or Speds

Posted by XxremedyxX on Feb-05-2003 18:32:

quote:
Originally posted by kirbtastic
what accent ..its u southern people that talk funny

nah virginia is in the middle, we don't have an accent. i've heard some new jersey people though hah they sound funny.

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-05-2003 19:41:

ladies ladies ladies ... heres some incentive to get the essays rolling!!! the winning essay will be posted on my website

Posted by DJ-Ande on Feb-05-2003 22:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Endre

im on my way!

quality stuff there endre

Posted by KoreanDJ on Feb-05-2003 23:07:

I lived in New Jersey when I was little.....I think it was Fort Lee. Well, people said I have an accent.....? I dont even talk weird...those lil bastards!

Stevek

Posted by J.L. on Feb-05-2003 23:22:

ok.. so far i have these lovely ladies as the contestants:

Posted by Lira on Feb-05-2003 23:26:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness

rofl... these are my favourites

Check if the server allows linking before posting the pictures

Posted by elena on Feb-05-2003 23:29:

quote:
Originally posted by KoreanDJ
I lived in New Jersey when I was little.....I think it was Fort Lee. Well, people said I have an accent.....? I dont even talk weird...those lil bastards!

Stevek

ugh so tipical korean-american.hahaha

why would anyone want to be your valentine?
what do YOU have to offer?

Posted by J.L. on Feb-05-2003 23:30:

yeah.. i noticed that..

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-06-2003 05:08:

quote:
Originally posted by miss_e
why would anyone want to be your valentine?
what do YOU have to offer?

i offer the best 12 hours of your life. i cant tell you exactly what i will do because the all the other TA's will copy my style and ill have quasi kirbtastics running around the world and i would no longer be an original work of art.

write an essay and find out for yourself what u get.

Posted by bassaholix on Feb-06-2003 07:29:

BITCH FIGHT BITCH FIGHT!!!

JERRY JERRY

LMFAO

Posted by U121 on Feb-06-2003 07:35:

MOHAHA!

its allways fun to see people fighting over nothing *crowd*OOOOOOOHHHH*crowd*

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-06-2003 07:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Xo|oX
MOHAHA!

its allways fun to see people fighting over nothing *crowd*OOOOOOOHHHH*crowd*

whos is fighting? im just giving the females of TA a chance to be kirbified .. there is no need to fight

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