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Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-10-2003 21:33:

Quotes and Reasons about beer!

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> "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
> Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
> and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
> might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
> to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
> come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." by Jack Handy
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> "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
> morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
> Frank Sinatra
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> "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
> with his fools."
> Ernest Hemingway
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> "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny
> Youngman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
> Stephen Wright
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> "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we >
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
> heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
> Brian O'Rourke

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> "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin
> Franklin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
> beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
> the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
> Dave Barry
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> BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! "Unknown"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
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> To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
> can! >
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> And saving the best for last,
>
> As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers One afternoon at Cheers,
> Cliff >
Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how > it
went:
>
> Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move
> as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
> slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
> natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
> speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular
> killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain
> can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake
> of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks
> the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
> consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
> brain a faster and >
more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few > beers."

Posted by CATHAIN on Feb-10-2003 22:53:

Amen

Posted by fathomless1 on Feb-11-2003 02:35:

That is the smartest thing i have ever heard in my entire life. Man, what a brilliant man.

Posted by PeacefulWarrior on Feb-11-2003 03:14:

nice

quote:
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

Posted by St�phanie on Feb-11-2003 11:39:

quote:
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools"

lolllll