Learn to speak chinese in 5 minutes..

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Posted by djnick on Feb-14-2003 03:15:

Learn to speak chinese in 5 minutes..

1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great...................Fa Kin Su Pah

Please dont take any offense, its only comedy

Posted by Lira on Feb-14-2003 03:19:

Fa kin su pah, may tee

Posted by IronDragon on Feb-14-2003 03:22:

heh....you honkies crack me up.

Just kidding, I really don't care and I think white people are great.

Posted by Psychonoise on Feb-14-2003 03:39:

Lol.. i saw this kind of thing before but it was portuguese to japanese....

Posted by J.L. on Feb-14-2003 03:55:

that is Fa Kin Su Pah

Posted by mndeg on Feb-14-2003 06:08:

low brow

Posted by tranced_out on Feb-14-2003 06:27:

Dai Maa = Weed (Cantonese)
Daa Maa = Weed (Mandarin)

just worked with four people from Hong Kong on a feasability project for our business class. Ended up learning how to say weed in Chinese.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-14-2003 13:55:

tis pretty funny that

Posted by Furel on Feb-14-2003 14:40:

quote:
Originally posted by tranced_out
Dai Maa = Weed (Cantonese)
Daa Maa = Weed (Mandarin)

just worked with four people from Hong Kong on a feasability project for our business class. Ended up learning how to say weed in Chinese.

Dai Maa Fa Kin Su Pah!!!

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-14-2003 18:40:

that aint how u say something wrong

well heres one for u to figure out :

cream of sung yung guy

restepa to all u honkys

Posted by CynepMeH on Feb-14-2003 19:46:

Big Woman = Uan Fat Ho
Teenager boy = Uan Dam Gai
French chick = Hai Ri Kuu Chi
Well-endowed man = Dong Hung Lo
Blode and promiscious = Sum Dum Ho

Groin injury = Bang Mai Kok
Divorced and broke / Oral pleasure = Suk Mi Drai
Whoops = Fuk Mi
Disapointment with services rendered = Fuk Yu
Officer, that lady hit me in my groin = Ho Bang Wong!

No sir, you are incorrect = Tong Mai Dong!
I don't have your money = Su Mi
You don't have my money? = Ai Su Yu!
Impotence = Dong Dai Nao / Dong No Kam

I think I'll stop

Posted by Dmatrox on Feb-14-2003 20:30:

hahaa, thats funny shit