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Posted by Henkie_henk on May-20-2001 17:18:

Mommy, Mommy! Why do they call me spastic at school?"
"Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets

Mommy, Mommy! What's a lesbian?
Go ask Daddy, she'll know.

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, mommy, can I have cookies?"
"OK, but wash your hands first."
"But mommy, I don't have hands!"
"No hands, no cookies!"

Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?"
"Shut up and kiss me

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?"
"Shut up and eat your cornflakes

Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac?"
"Shut up and help me get Gramma off the doorknob

Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?"
"Shut up and keep digging

Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?"
"Shut up son, you'll wake your father

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?"
"Shut up and eat your soup before it clots

Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!"
"Shut up, we only have it once a month

Daddy, Daddy! What is queer?"
Shut up and unhook my bra

Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear.

Posted by -=WVG=- on May-20-2001 18:05:

ROFLMAO WHAHAHA...
Those where very funny, thanx !!

Posted by JdDark on May-20-2001 18:54:

hahahaha

Posted by Blik on May-20-2001 19:53:

hehe, first laugh today, I am a little bit sick

Posted by AnotherWay83 on May-21-2001 04:05:

yep yep

yep yep those were awesum

peace

Posted by Linx_da_cat on May-21-2001 05:19:

lol...wtf!! that's friggin' messed up! hhehe. funny nonetheless..thanks henkie.

Posted by cyberia on May-21-2001 10:58:

Sorry for those of you who can't stand short posts
ROFL

Posted by Remy D on May-21-2001 11:16:

Talking

Whahahaha that's kewl.

Posted by fastmp3 on May-21-2001 16:30:

a bit gore but it's cool


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