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Posted by DaveSZ on Feb-19-2003 20:17:

Masturbate for peace bumperstickers...

www.masturbateforpeace.com


Masturbate for Peace Bumper Stickers (updated 2/12/03)

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Peace is cool, pull your tool
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
Slap your tool, don't fight for fuel
Rub your snake for peace's sake
War's for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Don't attack - play with Jack
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
Give your Bush the finger!
For peace to work, you need to jerk
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
My 'friendly fire' harms no-one
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)


Posted by whiskers on Feb-19-2003 20:31:


Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-19-2003 20:46:

nice sig


Posted by Linx_da_cat on Feb-19-2003 20:55:

heh i remember when ste had masturbate for peace sigs


Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-19-2003 20:55:

Talking

whacking my willy because war is silly...


Posted by DJ-RED on Feb-21-2003 12:34:

LoL very nice


Posted by ams2003 on Feb-21-2003 14:10:


Posted by Stanza on Feb-21-2003 14:47:

Anyone managed to see this at those world wide peace demonstrations??


Posted by trancedfarmer on Feb-21-2003 15:18:

yeah... thats a funny website... if only it were that simple...


Posted by DaveSZ on Apr-18-2003 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
nice sig


I can now say the same for you...


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-18-2003 02:17:

mmm masturbation

*goes to bathroom*


Posted by Abscond on Apr-18-2003 02:26:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
mmm masturbation

*goes to bathroom*


You're full of good ideas


Posted by bassaholix on Apr-18-2003 06:33:

Wats with the sudden upsurge of masterbation in the postage of threads in ze forum?


Posted by plastikE on Apr-18-2003 06:44:

weeeeeee....sorry just a random post by a TA vet.



p.s. im fucked up



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