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Unpopular Blonde Jokes
By Jason Albus
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Give her a convincing argument.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably.
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people.
from modernhumorist.com
as a blonde....here ya go, sash 
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
Re: unpopular blonde jokes
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| Originally posted by sash Unpopular Blonde Jokes By Jason Albus Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Give her a convincing argument. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people. from modernhumorist.com |
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. |
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| Originally posted by whiskers wahahahahaha, these are great!!!! especially the first one! |
Re: Re: Re: unpopular blonde jokes
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike errr.. are u kidding me? there all shit. the name "unpopular blonde jokes" wasnt just put as the thread title for the sake of it. |
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| Originally posted by whiskers well, i guess i must be one of the few rare people that still think sarcasm is funny |
I thought they were great 
wit has not died!
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| Originally posted by trancEyes22 Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. |
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