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Posted by Trazedict on Feb-23-2003 00:07:

The Art of Revenge

Ok... here is the thread where you post everything you know about revenge... stories.. ideas you have.. anything.
The reason I'm making this is because my friends have done so much to me, such as pissing on me and doing God knows what to me when I'm sleeping. I'm so sick of these 2 people. I can't trust them when we hang out. I mean they are fine to hang around with but I can't trust them. So do you guys know anything I could do to them to get back at them for everything they did? I'm not talking about really hardcore stuff like killing their pets or anything, just pretty funny shit that would leave me laughing like they have been laughing at me.
I'm not a psycho lol, just looking for some good fashioned revenge.

Anyways, if you guys could help think of some things that would be great. You can also post some stuff you did to friends and whatnot. This should be a pretty good thread.

Posted by .montecarlo. on Feb-23-2003 00:15:

take a piss in the intake vents of their car heaters... heheh, smelly!

Posted by Trazedict on Feb-23-2003 00:20:

damnit
i jsut fuckign found out what they did
i was passed out from weed and shots
and they fucking came all over my face

there... anything that is on that level is fine now
god thats so sick

Posted by DarkTrance on Feb-23-2003 00:23:

all I gotta say is that your 'friends' are FUCKED UP!!!! and if someone did that to me, the first thing I would do is hunt themd own and kick the shit outta them. BTW where in IL are u from?

Posted by .montecarlo. on Feb-23-2003 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Trazedict
damnit
i jsut fuckign found out what they did
i was passed out from weed and shots
and they fucking came all over my face

there... anything that is on that level is fine now
god thats so sick

nasty... but wouldn't you notice right when you woke-up? lol

ever seen "Van Wilder"?

Posted by Neo nEro on Feb-23-2003 00:44:

yay why are you going for revenge. it seems like a more passive way to approach the situation. Totally with Dark Trance on this one. Just go out and kick their ass. Maybe then they will stop giving you shit or just stop hanging out with you.

Posted by Trazedict on Feb-23-2003 00:47:

yah i know
i didnt find out til i got home and the pussy told me online
instead of telling me at his house
i know thats sick and i know that is fucked up. i AM going to beat their asses (which i know i can)

Posted by Trazedict on Feb-23-2003 00:52:

btw Dark Trance...im in tinley park

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-23-2003 00:55:

Posted by Trazedict on Feb-23-2003 01:01:

quote:
some great friends u got there

yah well id never think theyd do that to me... i dont know how they could possible think they could get away with this.
jeeze

Posted by Neo nEro on Feb-23-2003 01:09:

quote:
jeeze

You mean jizz j/k

Posted by cap on Feb-23-2003 01:39:

They jizzed on your face while you were passed out? LOL

Posted by Crazy Serb on Feb-23-2003 01:43:

That's fucken hillarious... and disguisting at the same time!

And no need for revenge... just kick the shit out of them and they will know not to do something like that to you ever again. Simple as that.

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Feb-23-2003 05:02:

do you *REALLY* want to get back at them? If so there are a couple of ways to do this. I think its best to permanently deface property they own though... just make it real clever.. for example if they have cars (especially nice ones).

take about 4 or 5 milk jugs that are 3/4 full or so (with the caps on loosely) and set them out where they will recieve direct sunlight for a good portion of the day (try to make it away from wherever you will be, it will stink*REALLY* bad after a couple of weeks). Let them sit for about oh... a month or so, until the suspension starts to seperate, it will clod up on the top like yogurt and the rest will be kind of a canola oil clear. It will reak like shit.. its horrible. Now transport these jugs to where your friend parks his car (if its in a garage wait till its dark and do it while hes at a friends i suppose.. be creative, *DONT* get caught :-P)... Pour it down the vents in the front of the car between the hood and the windshield, make sure you get it good. (alternatively you can just bust into the car and spray the shit everywhere, equally horrible.. although not as discrete and possibly messier). The car, in all seriousness is pretty much ruined, what you have done is poured 4 gallons of *rotten* (totally) milk into their ventillation system, the smell tends to adhere to every piece of fabric in the car after a very short amount of time, and unless you have like an iron nose, chances are it will make you want to vomit... Making the car, pretty much worthless (AFAIK its near impossible to clean out)... its a really not nice thing to do.. but id say it would get you 'even'... If you really want to get even with somebody just be creative.. there is absolutely *tons* of things you can do that will make somebodies life living hell for some time and are a rather minor inconvenience to you (provided you dont get busted)

*edit* ive never actually done that to a persons car, but umm.. ive accidently encountered problems with milk that old.. thats why im 'suggesting' it as a solution ;-)

Posted by PhaseFour on Feb-23-2003 05:18:

quote:
Originally posted by SuperFarStucker
do you *REALLY* want to get back at them? If so there are a couple of ways to do this. I think its best to permanently deface property they own though... just make it real clever.. for example if they have cars (especially nice ones).

take about 4 or 5 milk jugs that are 3/4 full or so (with the caps on loosely) and set them out where they will recieve direct sunlight for a good portion of the day (try to make it away from wherever you will be, it will stink*REALLY* bad after a couple of weeks). Let them sit for about oh... a month or so, until the suspension starts to seperate, it will clod up on the top like yogurt and the rest will be kind of a canola oil clear. It will reak like shit.. its horrible. Now transport these jugs to where your friend parks his car (if its in a garage wait till its dark and do it while hes at a friends i suppose.. be creative, *DONT* get caught :-P)... Pour it down the vents in the front of the car between the hood and the windshield, make sure you get it good. (alternatively you can just bust into the car and spray the shit everywhere, equally horrible.. although not as discrete and possibly messier). The car, in all seriousness is pretty much ruined, what you have done is poured 4 gallons of *rotten* (totally) milk into their ventillation system, the smell tends to adhere to every piece of fabric in the car after a very short amount of time, and unless you have like an iron nose, chances are it will make you want to vomit... Making the car, pretty much worthless (AFAIK its near impossible to clean out)... its a really not nice thing to do.. but id say it would get you 'even'... If you really want to get even with somebody just be creative.. there is absolutely *tons* of things you can do that will make somebodies life living hell for some time and are a rather minor inconvenience to you (provided you dont get busted)

*edit* ive never actually done that to a persons car, but umm.. ive accidently encountered problems with milk that old.. thats why im 'suggesting' it as a solution ;-)

dude thats not nice AT ALL!

Posted by malek on Feb-23-2003 05:47:

pour sugar into their car's gaz tanks --> the engine will be finished

put a potato or two in the exhaust of their cars.

take a good shit in the water reservoir of their toilet... it will stink for months before they discover where the smell is cominf from

Posted by TranceSeeker on Feb-23-2003 13:09:

I once put the used toiletpaper after I took a dump on a friends face while he was sleeping. Poor guy, he never knew it

Posted by DCaff on Feb-23-2003 16:44:

Have sex with all their girlfriends . then you'd be even.

Posted by biznology on Feb-23-2003 16:54:

hmm, you either need to calm down on the shots, or develop a serious tolerance...either way your 'friends' are douchebags.

one car revenge/prank/whatever i always thot would be cool, but never had a reason or means to do goes like this...(not smelly tho)

if they have a car thats not a complete piece of shit, ie it seals pretty well, you get a shitload of shaving cream cans...the foam id guess, and some liquid nitrogen. always have parental supervision when using lliquid nitrogen....ok maybe not, but dont freeze your dick off. weve all seen T2, and it doesnt work like that for humans. but put the cans in there, get em all nice n frozen, and then somehow, without burning yourself, crack those puppies open. get the frozen block of foam out and toss as many as you have/want into the sealed car. ideally, if the pressure was perfect, theyd stay that size due to airpressure in the car, even after theyre out of the can...in all actuality they prolly wouldnt, but just to see someone open up the door and 5 cans of foam expanding 500x their original size would be priceless.

again, its more trouble than its worth, but it would still be funny what with the big f�am explosion. oh and it could be some deeper metaphor for the jizz revenge, ie big foamy explosion.

im an idiot and i should be writing my paper. peas|

Posted by Nalin on Feb-24-2003 01:24:

Posted by Trazedict on Feb-24-2003 01:26:

haha thansk you guys
umm sorry but none of them have cars
and one of em has a gf and she is so fucking prude - shes goin out with him for almost a year (on tues.) and they havent gotten far at all.. its pathetic.

ummm
ive been thinking myself too hehe and i got some good ideas. i just need to see him again (lives 15 minutes away)

Posted by tranceDJ on Feb-24-2003 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by ahlamalek

take a good shit in the water reservoir of their toilet... it will stink for months before they discover where the smell is cominf from

AHAHAHAHAHA..."upper decking"

Posted by whiskers on Feb-24-2003 02:53:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
hmm, you either need to calm down on the shots, or develop a serious tolerance...either way your 'friends' are douchebags.

one car revenge/prank/whatever i always thot would be cool, but never had a reason or means to do goes like this...(not smelly tho)

if they have a car thats not a complete piece of shit, ie it seals pretty well, you get a shitload of shaving cream cans...the foam id guess, and some liquid nitrogen. always have parental supervision when using lliquid nitrogen....ok maybe not, but dont freeze your dick off. weve all seen T2, and it doesnt work like that for humans. but put the cans in there, get em all nice n frozen, and then somehow, without burning yourself, crack those puppies open. get the frozen block of foam out and toss as many as you have/want into the sealed car. ideally, if the pressure was perfect, theyd stay that size due to airpressure in the car, even after theyre out of the can...in all actuality they prolly wouldnt, but just to see someone open up the door and 5 cans of foam expanding 500x their original size would be priceless.

again, its more trouble than its worth, but it would still be funny what with the big f�am explosion. oh and it could be some deeper metaphor for the jizz revenge, ie big foamy explosion.

im an idiot and i should be writing my paper. peas|

HAHAHAHAHA, that is THE BEST thing EVER!!! omfg, that'd be so hilarious!!!

have you ever thought of doing a psychological attack - kidnapping one of them, tying him up, and making him listen to bad quality techno/gabber/etc. for like 5 hours in complete darkness? it might sound stupid, but you could go insane from that. or simply no techno, placing someone in complete darkness & complete silence for a few hours with nothing to do will drive the crap out of them

Posted by Magimaster on Feb-24-2003 03:15:

This happened with a friend of mine...

they were all having a drinking party up @ the ski-resort, and one of the fat guys passed out. So they took a whole bunch of condoms, opened them up and shoved them in his underwear while he was out cold.

imagine waking up with condoms in your boxers you're so fucked up from last night and you'll just be thinking "oh no.."

Posted by PhaseFour on Feb-24-2003 03:46:

speaking of torture:

tie them onto the floor, really well. put two large masses on the sides of their heads. next, devise a system in which a single drop of water falls down on an X marked on their foreheads or cheeks for >8 hours. eventually, i heard that theyll go insane.

if you have insane skill, use jizz as a substitute for water. invite 50+ of ur friends to a free pr0n movie, thats where u can get 8 hours of continuous, unitertuppted flow rofl

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