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Posted by TiestoFanMatt on Feb-25-2003 23:42:

Question USA vs UK

Just recently been to New York City and State! I have to say, i like it there allot, but there are things that i would NEED if i were to move over there an live.
1) Sky Digital. Im sorry but although watching Exorcist at 7am was quite interesting, Sky Digital kicks American Cable's arse anyday!
2) Bread sizes! The slices of bread are small. Have you ever seen "weight watches" bread, those small pieces of bread that are the size of a baby's palm, well, i couldnt find any bread thicker or bigger!
3) Bacon. I am sorry, but their bacon is shit! There is nothing better than a nice bacon sarny with tomatoe ketchup on....ummmmmm...they have rashes and only rashes! and when they cook it, its frazzled!
4) Alcohol! Im sorry but it nearly killed me with age limit being 21 or over. Being 19 is a horrible age to be in USA!
5) Radio - They need some decente radio stations. E.g. we have Trent F, Radio 1, Mansfield 103.2 lol
6) THey're cars! They drive around in big trucks and blazers that look alike!
7)Houses - Made out of wood and look like i could blow it down with an extreme fart!
8) Fashion - The fashion there is very different to anywhere iv ever been. Im not being racist here, but black ppl where their trousers round their ancles literally! It's like they went to take a crap but forgot to pull their trousers up!
9) Chrisps and Chips - They gotta learn which is which
10) Greacy (spl) foods! Pizza especially in new york city. Im sure the dough was like a wet sponge!
11) NYC Taxi drivers - how the fuck do these ppl even get a licence..they're crazy!
I did like allot of things though
1) Cars. Automatics! They are soo easy to drive, i drove a blazer!
2) Weather - as a tourist i loved the average 3 inch of snow at night, but if i lived there, its a pain in the arse!
3) Girls - Oh yes, very nice when u go to the mall!
4) Shopping - dirt cheap. Got some GAP jeans for $7!!!
5)Hooters! we have it in england, but who cares!!!!!
6) For some reason american people, in my eyes, seemed allot more friendly to each other!

anyway. Before i went to New York, i thought that our cultures would be extremely similar, but they are indeed very different.

Matt

p.s. i also missed my Fish and Chips!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.p.s sorry about the typos!


Posted by Coup on Feb-25-2003 23:56:

you'll never take away a mans right to FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS.

COME ON!!!!!


Posted by Az on Feb-25-2003 23:59:

did u nob her?


Posted by George Kendall on Feb-26-2003 00:01:

USA pah, looks good for a visit but u'd miss the small things which are generally the best things.

Plus, its full of americans


Posted by Ste on Feb-26-2003 00:05:

quote:
Originally posted by X-Hale

Plus, its full of americans


its like france but understandable


Posted by Ste on Feb-26-2003 00:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
did u nob her?


yeh i forgot that,

did you decorate the inside of her uterus with white hot love piss?


Posted by TiestoFanMatt on Feb-26-2003 00:11:

decorate??? haha....no one has ever put it that way! i didnt piss in er no, but i did cum


Posted by TiestoFanMatt on Feb-26-2003 00:15:

Love Poundin' Sensation

oh and to add to the list, TEA!!! they dont know how to make it and when they do try it tastes like shit! British Tea Rules (i luv u tetleys!!!!!!!)


Posted by Ste on Feb-26-2003 00:16:

i was jsut ebing crude for my own amusment


glad it worked out for u m8


Posted by George Kendall on Feb-26-2003 00:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
yeh i forgot that,

did you decorate the inside of her uterus with white hot love piss?


Such a romantic


Posted by NFA on Feb-26-2003 01:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
its like france but understandable


really? thought they spoke american!


Posted by joeh on Feb-26-2003 01:57:

yeh when i went to new york it was a bit like that - they arent as friendly as they makeout and they demand huge tips.

The taxi drivers are mad, they drive like tits and cant speak english (not even the shite version of english that americans speak).


In short: New York = not as good as here


Posted by tu_face on Feb-26-2003 16:59:

quote:
Originally posted by TiestoFanMatt
decorate??? haha....no one has ever put it that way! i didnt piss in er no, but i did cum


score! hehe nice one mate...

and u shouldnt expect better tea anywhere else in the world but china..


Posted by Miss Proximus on Feb-27-2003 14:22:

how about South African Rooibos tea


Posted by George Kendall on Feb-27-2003 14:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Proximus
how about South African Rooibos tea


no...


Posted by Technaut on Feb-27-2003 17:48:

Id luv to goto LA and hook up with all da homies I use 2 kno.

aiiiii


Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-27-2003 18:40:

Red face

USA dont have townies
UK has tribes of them
all roaming from town to town, little buggers



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