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Posted by DJ Juno on May-23-2001 13:09:

read this, funny stuff!

found it while surfing the www

Viruses to watch for: Ellen Degeneres virus..... Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Monica Lewinsky virus...... Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus....... ...Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus....... ..........Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus.... .........Quits after one byte. Prozac virus....... ......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Lorena Bobbit virus.... ......Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Joey Buttafuoco virus.... ....Only attacks minor files. Ronald Reagan virus..... .....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Dr. Kevorkian virus.. ...Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. Oprah Winfrey virus...... ....Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. AT&T virus...... ......Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI virus..... .......Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.... ....Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Viagra virus.. .....Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Then there is the Clinton P.C. Virus It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.

Posted by Dj Lex on May-23-2001 14:06:

Self maded or finded on the net? I like it.

laterzzz

Posted by DJ Juno on May-23-2001 14:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Lex
Self maded or finded on the net? I like it.

laterzzz

i found it on angelfire.com somewherez

Posted by ftnb on May-23-2001 14:55:

*lol*

Bahahaa, that was some FUNNY shit man hehee...i was wondering if you made that up. hehe

Posted by Paul Griffiths 1 on May-23-2001 14:57:

He,He...Clever

Posted by Nastra Azzurro on May-23-2001 15:33:

Good stufff

Posted by DJ_Bod on May-23-2001 16:09:

Damn... thats definitely the laugh of the day so far... Good find...

Posted by Blik on May-23-2001 17:43:

COOL!!! that's a nice one

Posted by -=WVG=- on May-23-2001 17:44:

Whahaha, funny

Posted by totalcarnage on May-23-2001 17:44:

yeah...there are some witty ones.

Posted by Tony Morello on May-23-2001 18:11:

omg, that's funny
i thought that it was true for a sec, until i realised it was a joke

Posted by ta_wilson on May-23-2001 19:10:

herhehehehehehe......FUNNNY!!!
i was taken em serious at first too!
heheheh..i dumb

Posted by cyberia on May-23-2001 20:09:

Well what can I say,everybody said it already hahaha funny

Posted by Daffer on May-23-2001 22:30:

Any similitude to reality is a mere coincidence

Posted by Linx_da_cat on May-23-2001 22:31:

hehehe. i actually found this website one time where you click on it and it brings up this screen. on that screen it 'looks' like it's doing all this scripting shit, if you look closely it says 'deleting .....' where ..... is like a windows .dll file. hehehe. then it says converting to mac os...lol. after that a window that look EXACTLY like the interface on a mac comes up and you can like double click folders and shit! it's sooo hype! lol. i scared the shit out of a few of my friends with that. heheheeh.

Posted by DJ Juno on May-23-2001 22:39:

i had this fake virus that pretended to delete C:\windows and its contents... that was a good one! lol