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CD Album you wish you never bought
Ok, so here I am last night at 11:30 completely mashed on several long island ice teas and wondering past Tower Records. I stagger through the isles listening for something that would be nice on my [censored - to keep sensitive minds on the topic] home. All of the sudden it hits me, in the dance section: "Cold...."-something... My mind right away reads "Coldplay - a journey of a DJ" So, I happily strut to the register with a CD that I can swear is remixes of Coldplay songs. Wow, mellow, nice and remixed coldplay comming up in 20 mins... whadayaknow??? I pop the cd and start [censored - to keep sensitive minds on the topic] home. about 10 mins into the cd I have this bad nagging feeling creep up on me "This sounds nothing like Coldplay!"... I go through tracks and now my nagging feeling is full-blown panic. I realize that this shite is nothing that I expected. So, I barely make it to the nearest Tower and try to beg the lowly register clerk to take this shit back and let me get something by the village people, or gloria gaynor, or even celline dion - anything but this useless platter of horrible cacophony and musical mayhem.
Well... with Einsteinian "Dude, like, I realize you bought this CD 20 minutes ago but, like, we don't exchange CD's - only for the same thing, sorry dude" - the clerk stands his ground and defends his minimum wage position. So I ask for a manager. A long-haired white trash of a freak with scroungy goatee who could easily pass for a flunkie or a junkie makes his descend. After listening to my begging for mercy to take this awful punishment of a CD back and let me pick anything, even britney spears, all he can spit-bark through his semen stained patch of facial hair is "You gotta take it back to the store you bought it from." "But will they take it back?" I plead still hoping "No" - responds the walking and talking excrement statue. "So, why should I bother?" - "You probably shouldn't" says the scrawny peon, obviously proud of his little power trip and probably getting a renewed flow of blood into his pewny little joke of a penis from such a display of his true might and power. "Customer abused, copyright protected, my corporate masters served and pleased - this day was not a waste" - I bet he's thinking on his way back to whichever ring of inferno he's from, leaving me pondering "Why the fuck would he send me back to the store, knowing they won't take the CD back anyway?" - oh well, time will tell.
Anyway, morals of this story:
1. Never buy any CDs drunk
2. Never buy anything from Tower again (apparently they are big employer of "special" people)
3. Read the fucking CD label completely, I expected Coldplay but bought COLDCUT!!! fucking COLDCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
BTW, I also bought Tiesto "In my memory" - which I thought was also horrible but for some reason it struck a note with me today. I may keep it afterall... As far as Coldcut goes - my neice has been "gifted" with it, she's more tollerant of gut-wrenching noise than I am.
So, on that note: Which CDs do you presently own (recently bought) that you wish you hadn't???
Funny cuz here is a thread praising that very cd: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ghlight=coldcut
I've bought cds in the past and ended up wishing that I had just downloaded them.
omg dude that is toooooo fucking funny!!! But I must say, I wish I could return all the rap cd's I ever bought back in my day so I could go buy some fresh vinyl with it 
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| Originally posted by tranceDJ Funny cuz here is a thread praising that very cd: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...ghlight=coldcut I've bought cds in the past and ended up wishing that I had just downloaded them. |
Here's my list:
1. Europop CD collection I have
2. Dream dance 1-3. The rest were pretty good
4. Tall Paul at the Gallery
5. Any live sets of DJs canned on double CD and peddled at $30 each.
6. Paul Oakenfold - Bunkka (why do I read it as "Bukake" everytime?) 
7. All the hair-metal bands I used to listen to in 90's (Poison, Motley Crue, Ratt)
8. Hardestrance 2
9. BT - MISL (though few trax are worth it but should have been downloaded instead)
10. AvB 002 - bad... really bad... AvB 003 wasn't that good either. I love armin's stuff but ARMIN'S, not Armin + 20 other trax you don't care for. Don't flame me on that one - I love armin and I love his stuff, these albums didn't strike it with me, tha's all. Now, AVB004 was dog's bollox.
This has nothing to do with the cd's but apparently you were drinking and driving, don't you think that was a little dangerous?
Biggest mistake of a cd ever purchased is a band called
hesher. There is actually a track on the CD called "Crazy American Cheese Sandwiches" I should have known....
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| Originally posted by Warez Guy This has nothing to do with the cd's but apparently you were drinking and driving, don't you think that was a little dangerous? |
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| Originally posted by CynepMeH 9. BT - MISL (though few trax are worth it but should have been downloaded instead) |
uh aqua - aqua (yes i was 11 there)
and u have luck yoiu don't live in holland if you buy a bad cd here and they doesn't want to take it back, you waste 25 euro ($25) <-- price of a cd here and they're complaining about copying and downloading
rofl i bought this timo mass cd ages ago
music for the masses...
I didn't buy a single CD I own. So, I have no complaints. 
Poco Loco Gang & Guano Apes 
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| Originally posted by Mister_Michel Poco Loco Gang & Guano Apes |
POCO LOCO GANG
Qlimax 2 mixed by pavo
I even broke it in 2
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9. BT - MISL (though few trax are worth it but should have been downloaded instead) |
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WTF? That's one of the best albums ever made... |
its good
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| Originally posted by smallSHEEP It IS the best album ever made! |
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| Originally posted by dj raymond wade There is actually a track on the CD called "Crazy American Cheese Sandwiches" I should have known.... |
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| Originally posted by Warez Guy This has nothing to do with the cd's but apparently you were drinking and driving, don't you think that was a little dangerous? |
Don't fuxxing drink and drive, ffs!
First of all....you have been automatically inducted into the lamer of the fame...for drinking and driving...and you are a stupid mofo. Sorry...but it's true....i knew someone who died by a drunk driver....so expect NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!.
Coldcut...they fucking own....you useless shit....you bought the wrong cd...i bought their AMAZING journey's by dj's re-release. They just take some musical taste. I buy stuff all the time at the used cd store...i bought gu012 and gu018 for 37 this morning. What a find....hehehehe....I find such great stuff...
cd I wish i never got
someone bought me atb's first cd.....rofl....i listened to it once and kept it....never realizing i still had it...so I finally destroyed it when I found out i still had it....bwahahhaha....
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Darude - Before the Storm (bought by my brother) Daft Punk - Homework (also bought by my brother) [/i] compilation, damnit!!) |
William Orbit's "Pieces in a Modern Style"
mmmmmmmm Nsync "no string attached"
lmao it was a phase!!!!!!!!!!!
Korn - Issues, that was the music i was into before trance and that is the main reason i got out of that music lolz that and i was tired of being depressed, any way lately i dont have money for CDs damn drug habbit lolz.
tangerine dream - the dream mixes.
anybody want? just pay S&H and you got it for free!
>JM<
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