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So do you fart in from of your bf/gf?
well do you?
depends on if you know you can do that trick where its like the jedi force and shit where you brain stops working your your consciousness is literally located in your sphincter and you can control each atom in your butt thus making it silent. That takes a lot of concentration though, and drinking makes it harder. if you hold it you keep gurgling though. best bet is to go away for a couple minutes and come back refreshed
let em rip. you hear older couples do it all the time. if your serious about someone like me and my gf are, you got no troubles passing wind in front of her, of behind her, on on her foot by accident, whatever. girls fart too, but i've never actually heard a girl do it yet, cept my grandma. but she's allowed to do that
oh yeah, i blast nice loud ones in front of my GF all the time. she does too, it's quite funny actually.
Let 'em rip if you're a bloke, its expected of you!
I always do, the best are the really smelly farts where my g/f is nearly killing me but my best mate is applauding me on my success!
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| Originally posted by Orbax depends on if you know you can do that trick where its like the jedi force and shit where you brain stops working your your consciousness is literally located in your sphincter and you can control each atom in your butt thus making it silent. That takes a lot of concentration though, and drinking makes it harder. if you hold it you keep gurgling though. best bet is to go away for a couple minutes and come back refreshed |
j/k! 
LOL
Yup of course I do.
And I belch really loud too.
And she does to.
I couldnt be with a girl who can't laugh or be indifferent to stuff as natural as burping and farting.
yes
once i tried doing something slick, like I blasted some music and walked away and let one loose. The problem with it was that I had some nasty food at the mall and it stunk bad. She wasn't too pleased...
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| Originally posted by Muff2K let em rip. you hear older couples do it all the time. if your serious about someone like me and my gf are, you got no troubles passing wind in front of her, of behind her, on on her foot by accident, whatever. girls fart too, but i've never actually heard a girl do it yet, cept my grandma. but she's allowed to do that |
eh... my girfriend and i burp alot, but not really fart.
I don't really like farting at all, dunno why, and try not to make a show about it. Probably because i grew up with a brother that took pride in the thing.
I just let it rip all the time in front of my girl. I guess if a girl can't be herself in front of me then I wouldn't want to be with them at all.
The best is when you give them the silent bombs, those are the worst. I normally hold her real tight but then she kills me afterwards.
I have friends who are girls who let it rip in front of me too, I guess it just depends on how close you are to them. Funny thing is, one girl won't rip it in front of her bf but she'll do it in front of her friends even though they've been together for a while 
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| Originally posted by davinox Probably because i grew up with a brother that took pride in the thing. |
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| Originally posted by Muff2K let em rip. you hear older couples do it all the time. if your serious about someone like me and my gf are, you got no troubles passing wind in front of her, of behind her, on on her foot by accident, whatever. girls fart too, but i've never actually heard a girl do it yet, cept my grandma. but she's allowed to do that |
ew no!
ya know whats always fun...is fluffing, thats when you both are laying in the bed under the blankets then ya let one rip and fluff the blankets ...or pull the blankets over your heads......
old people dont succum to peer pressure like TEENAGERS
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| Originally posted by fr0st ya know whats always fun...is fluffing, thats when you both are laying in the bed under the blankets then ya let one rip and fluff the blankets ...or pull the blankets over your heads...... |
if all goes well with your significant other, you'll be together for a LONG time... you can't hide it forever... i say let em rip... fart tag is always fun...
i try to leave the room if its gonna be a real stinker though...
oh man me and my gf let them go all the time
she always covertly dutch ovens me...especially after we eat subway
those god damned vegtable farts stink like mad!
i think its healthy for a relationship...its let you become more comfortable with eachother
You got to
KEEP IT REAL.
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| Originally posted by GeneDefekt You got to KEEP IT REAL. |
Hehehehe... The reason why women fart less than men is because most of the gassy air escapes through their mouth when they are talking...
j/k.....
BTW, dutch oven is too funny... haven't pulled that one but heard about it and it cracked me up...
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| Originally posted by Kid Lax oh man me and my gf let them go all the time she always covertly dutch ovens me...especially after we eat subway those god damned vegtable farts stink like mad! i think its healthy for a relationship...its let you become more comfortable with eachother |
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