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Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted
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| PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz. The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model. "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There�s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that�s the least we can do for him." But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined. "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn�t want to know." With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate. "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"  Morten imagines Diaz (inset) source : http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story...CAT=6&NAME=diaz |
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| "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?" |
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sounds fake but:
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no way!
you gotta be kidding me! this story is so unbelievable.
Hmmmm I think I might be coming down with something .... fatal 
Sounds very fake to me
that's mad that really is.
fake or true? reads a bit fake really!
what's so funny?
please allow me to piss myself laughing
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If Cameron Diaz was giving out blowjobs to leukemia patients, then i think everybody would be trying to get leukemia!
what a great father...
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| Originally posted by Eugene what's so funny? |
I pissed myself laughing while reading that. Thought it was priceless 
LOL!!
Stupid story...Really! I would shoot that kid and his retarded father... And the only thing I'm laughing about now is the fact that he's dead! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA...
although this sounds fake!
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| Originally posted by Provitex Stupid story...Really! I would shoot that kid and his retarded father... And the only thing I'm laughing about now is the fact that he's dead! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA... although this sounds fake! |
damm bitch. shouldve complied with the request
>JM<
hahahahha, omg...thats fuckin hilarious
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| Originally posted by Provitex And the only thing I'm laughing about now is the fact that he's dead! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA... |
what the fuck?
When you people who are complaining about my post come to realize that this story is a FAKE, you'll also come to realize that this is all a BIG FUCKING JOKE!
LOL, provitex. what a guy. 
DJ CHRONO... This guy is the best next to BT!
Haha, thats so fake but it's fucking hillarious
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The last paragraph convinced me that stroy is fake....
Kinda funny though. 
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