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Posted by goose_wh on Mar-12-2003 21:00:

Scary Animal Thoughts

I reckon that if cats had oppposing thumbs, they could nearly take over the world, or at least significant chunks of it. They have access to all these high authority places like theres one living with Big Tony & other world leaders im sure. There all well agile and fast. If they had guns & weapons in their little cat paws that they could use, then we could be in serious trouble.
Im not talking lame-o Cats & Dogs movie style stuff here, but the real deal. Cats are such sly little mofos aswell, mine always has a glint in its eye (it only has one eye, cos the other one had to be taken out from rucking), you can tell hes clever, sitting there plotting our untimely demise.
Scary stuff indeed... Anyone got any opinions? Or any fears of other animals gaining new scary abilities?, & lets not turn this into a cats vs. dogs post 'cos we all know which is better.

Posted by Az on Mar-12-2003 21:06:

your thoughts are fundamentally flawed
cats are small
ideal to kick
never going to happen
be more random

Posted by Ste on Mar-12-2003 21:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
your thoughts are fundamentally flawed
cats are small
ideal to kick
never going to happen
be more random

but if a cat were to have opposable thumbs and a brain, the cat wud be way to fast for us humans, i doubt a human cud shoot a running cat straight off, but a cat cud easily shoot us!

Posted by Ste on Mar-12-2003 21:22:

i thought this thread was going to be about beastiality

im so dissapointed

Posted by *HaRRy* on Mar-12-2003 21:45:

there is a cat in scotland that has opposable digits.
as a result it is loads more intelligent cause its brain has developed through opening doors etc and figuring out how to use stuff.

its true. it was in New Scientist.

Posted by Ste on Mar-12-2003 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by *HaRRy*
there is a cat in scotland that has opposable digits.
as a result it is loads more intelligent cause its brain has developed through opening doors etc and figuring out how to use stuff.

its true. it was in New Scientist.

and this conludes that cats are better than dogs for infinity.

Posted by *HaRRy* on Mar-12-2003 21:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
and this conludes that cats are better than dogs for infinity.

catz rule, dogz drool

Posted by TidyAL on Mar-12-2003 21:58:

meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted by Az on Mar-12-2003 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by *HaRRy*
there is a cat in scotland that has opposable digits.
as a result it is loads more intelligent cause its brain has developed through opening doors etc and figuring out how to use stuff.

its true. it was in New Scientist.

I used to read New Scientist. I only understood one word in 8
still, better than Coup

Posted by jon on Mar-12-2003 23:55:

just beware of the killer hamsters

Posted by *HaRRy* on Mar-13-2003 15:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
I used to read New Scientist. I only understood one word in 8
still, better than Coup

i read physics world as well. yesterday i learnt about Langrangian Mechanics. very interesting

Posted by Az on Mar-13-2003 15:49:

quote:
Originally posted by *HaRRy*
i read physics world as well. yesterday i learnt about Langrangian Mechanics. very interesting

mint, tell me more

Posted by *HaRRy* on Mar-13-2003 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
mint, tell me more

Lagrangian mechanics is mathematically equivalent to the usual Newtonian approach of "apply forces to things and see how they move." Instead of examining the forces on a body directly, it looks at the kinetic and potential energies of a system of objects. This approach simplifies many complicated problems, including things like waves in continuous media and orbital mechanics.

Posted by Az on Mar-13-2003 15:57:

potential energies are gash

Posted by Fundamental on Mar-13-2003 16:09:

quote:
Originally posted by *HaRRy*
there is a cat in scotland that has opposable digits.
as a result it is loads more intelligent cause its brain has developed through opening doors etc and figuring out how to use stuff.

its true. it was in New Scientist.

Yup. It's gotta be the next step in feline evolution. Within 100 years all cats will have opposable digits and will start making cat reality tv shows and cat documentaries specifically for cats.

Posted by goose_wh on Mar-13-2003 17:33:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
Yup. It's gotta be the next step in feline evolution. Within 100 years all cats will have opposable digits and will start making cat reality tv shows and cat documentaries specifically for cats.

That would be mint biscuits, A cat version of Trisha... hmmm, i wonder what type of cat would take her place?