Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

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Posted by Turbotrance on Mar-14-2003 13:41:

Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

40-ish...........................49
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>> > Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
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>> > Athletic.........................No tits
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>> > Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
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>> > Beautiful........................Pathological liar
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>> > Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
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>> > Educated.......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
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>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
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>> > Feminist.........................Fat
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>> > Free spirit......................Junkie
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>> > Friendship first...............Former $lut
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>> > Fun...............................Annoying
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>> > Gentle...........................Dull
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>> > Good Listener...............Autistic
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>> > New-Age......................Body hair problems
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>> > Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
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>> > Open-minded.................Desperate
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>> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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>> > Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
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>> > Poet...............................Depressive
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>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch
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>> > Romantic.......................Frigid
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>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket
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>> > Voluptuous....................Very Fat
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>> > Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
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>> > Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
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>> > Widow...........................Murderer

Posted by DaveSZ on Mar-14-2003 18:26:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Made my day man.

Posted by bassaholix on Mar-14-2003 22:35:

LOL now this is funny!

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Mar-15-2003 00:59:

lol
nice......

so true too!!!!

Posted by udham on Mar-15-2003 02:18:

hahahahaha .. that's the best post in a while!

Posted by Veldrid on Mar-15-2003 05:33:

>> > Widow...........................Murderer

HAHAHA

Posted by Audio Beverage on Mar-15-2003 11:00:

Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance

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>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket

Posted by DJ APX on Mar-26-2003 23:32:

Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch

Sad but true .

Posted by Blake613 on Mar-27-2003 02:34:

Re: Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!

quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Free spirit......................Junkie

Nice. So true!

Posted by Jimykik on Mar-27-2003 19:13:

Quality with a capital K man.

Posted by DarkFall01 on Mar-27-2003 20:53:

Hahaha, its soooo true...

Posted by SuperFarStucker on Mar-28-2003 06:22:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
Hahaha, its soooo true...
now i just wanna know what your doing checkin out personals

Posted by J.L. on Mar-28-2003 07:43:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
Hahaha, its soooo true...

it's sad but true... that's what makes it hillarious

Posted by Muff2K on Mar-28-2003 16:50:

so true so true!